Text this to girls for guaranteed sex (srs) - Page 19

be-doubleyou · 11-15-2011, 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy2108

Post that on her fb wall while she's asleep

I'm glad I could provide some weekend lulz for you guys.

h0tsh0t · 11-23-2011, 03:59 PM

Girl 1

Me: Hey I got a question
Her: Whats that
Me: Since were both good looking, why havent we banged yet?
Her: I will slit your ****ing throat and play in your blood
Me: Coming over now
(No response)
Me: lolz foreveralone
Girl 2

Me: Hey I've got a question for ya
Her: Yep?
Me: Since were both good looking, why haven't we banged yet?
Her: Because I have a boyfriend
Me: Coming over now
Her: I'm with my boyfriend
Me: Lulz :forevoralone:

I thought my success rate would be drastically higher.

SPDSKTR · 11-23-2011, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by h0tsh0t

I thought my success rate would be drastically higher.

You may want to reconsider your username...

h0tsh0t · 11-25-2011, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPDSKTR

You may want to reconsider your username...

How bout I reconsider my foot up your ass?

SPDSKTR · 11-25-2011, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by h0tsh0t

How bout I reconsider my foot up your ass?

Someone has a soft spot for getting called out!

nike001 · 11-25-2011, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPDSKTR

Someone has a soft spot for getting called out!

I love this thread. I get excited whenever I see it has been bumped.

h0tsh0t · 11-25-2011, 02:13 PM

Ay its all in good fun spdsktr. Almost as fun as what I did to your mom last night aaaaaooooooo!

Sent from my DROID3 using Bimmer

Cowspoo · 11-26-2011, 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by h0tsh0t

Ay its all in good fun spdsktr. Almost as fun as what I did to your mom last night aaaaaooooooo!

Sent from my DROID3 using Bimmer

aaaaaaaaaaand you have just labeled yourself at the utmost age of sixteen.

calledig1tal · 11-26-2011, 03:18 AM

bros bros.. flame wars e-fights are so 2000.

if you gon do it, pick a time and place! How about Cars and Coffee, this sunday, in the OC!!

SPDSKTR · 11-26-2011, 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by h0tsh0t

Ay its all in good fun spdsktr. Almost as fun as what I did to your mom last night aaaaaooooooo!

Sent from my DROID3 using Bimmer

Get to the health department ASAP.

Quote:

Originally Posted by calledig1tal

bros bros.. flame wars e-fights are so 2000.

if you gon do it, pick a time and place! How about Cars and Coffee, this sunday, in the OC!!

I live too far away.

h0tsh0t · 11-26-2011, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPDSKTR

Get to the health department ASAP.

What can I say, I'm young at heart. I was wondering what those little red bumps were...sh!t.

TArse · 11-26-2011, 10:57 AM

Girl I met a few months back when I went to visit my bud.

Edit:pic moved

javi570sx · 11-26-2011, 12:55 PM

pakman3 · 11-29-2011, 03:32 PM

SW222 · 11-29-2011, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pakman3

ahahaha well played. I'm gonna use that line from now on, fcuking brilliant.

mcr_driver · 11-29-2011, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SW222

ahahaha well played. I'm gonna use that line from now on, fcuking brilliant.

agreed, kudos chap kudos

Dominancex · 12-04-2011, 12:12 AM

Me: so since you're single now..i has a question

Her: questtttttttttttttion
answer.

Me: since we're both good looking, why havent we banged yet?

Her: HAHAHAHA
Because as much as I joke about sex, I don't have sex outside committed relationships
BOOM
and you live in NY.

Me: coming over now

Her: hahahaha
nice.

Me: forever alone...

sfoE46 · 12-04-2011, 12:33 AM

Subsribed rofl ! Epic finish!

Jmannumber7 · 12-08-2011, 06:31 PM

Avet4 · 01-14-2012, 12:25 PM

trolled a couple of guy friends first

4 minutes ago Avet
hey
question

4 minutes ago Chuck
sup

3 minutes ago Avet
we're both good looking, why haven't we banged yet

3 minutes ago Chuck
each other?

3 minutes ago Avet
yes

3 minutes ago Chuck
i'm not sure

3 minutes ago Avet
coming over now

3 minutes ago Chuck
i moved
here's my new address
***********

2 minutes ago Avet
i got nav

2 minutes ago Chuck
****** ma

2 minutes ago Avet
k, in my car now

2 minutes ago Chuck
okay cool
that may or may not be pauls house

2 minutes ago Avet
as long as his dads not home

about a minute ago Chuck
his dad wants to join in

-----------------------------
Then I tried this **** that's turned me down countless times.

12 minutes ago Avet
hey

12 minutes ago Rita
hey whats up

12 minutes ago Avet
question

12 minutes ago Rita
sure

12 minutes ago Avet
since we're both good looking, why haven't we banged yet

12 minutes ago Rita
come on
i just logged on
and u bug me with this?

12 minutes ago Avet
coming over now

12 minutes ago Rita
hahahaha

11 minutes ago Avet
serious

11 minutes ago Rita
u obvi misread me

11 minutes ago Avet
....
I'm in my car now
vroommmmmm

11-26-2011, 03:18 AM	#369
calledig1tal Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: 808 Posts: 367 My Ride: 08 328i View My Garage	bros bros.. flame wars e-fights are so 2000. if you gon do it, pick a time and place! How about Cars and Coffee, this sunday, in the OC!! __________________

11-26-2011, 10:57 AM	#372
TArse Registered User Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Columbus, GA Posts: 572 My Ride: 03 330xi, 87 325is View My Garage	Girl I met a few months back when I went to visit my bud. Edit:pic moved Last edited by TArse; 11-27-2011 at 11:50 AM.

11-26-2011, 12:55 PM	#373
javi570sx Registered User Join Date: May 2010 Location: Fort Worth, TX Posts: 53 My Ride: 02 Topaz Blue M3 View My Garage	__________________ http://www.flickr.com/photos/javis54/

11-29-2011, 03:32 PM	#374
pakman3 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: FL Posts: 277 My Ride: piece View My Garage	__________________

12-04-2011, 12:12 AM	#377
Dominancex Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Downingtown, PA Posts: 4,886 My Ride: FA5T 4DR View My Garage	Me: so since you're single now..i has a question Her: questtttttttttttttion answer. Me: since we're both good looking, why havent we banged yet? Her: HAHAHAHA Because as much as I joke about sex, I don't have sex outside committed relationships BOOM and you live in NY. Me: coming over now Her: hahahaha nice. Me: forever alone... __________________ -Hasselhoff

11-23-2011, 03:59 PM	#362
h0tsh0t Registered User Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Michigan Posts: 10 My Ride: 97 Ford Explorer View My Garage	Girl 1 Me: Hey I got a question Her: Whats that Me: Since were both good looking, why havent we banged yet? Her: I will slit your ****ing throat and play in your blood Me: Coming over now (No response) Me: lolz foreveralone Girl 2 Me: Hey I've got a question for ya Her: Yep? Me: Since were both good looking, why haven't we banged yet? Her: Because I have a boyfriend Me: Coming over now Her: I'm with my boyfriend Me: Lulz :forevoralone: I thought my success rate would be drastically higher.

11-25-2011, 02:13 PM	#367
h0tsh0t Registered User Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Michigan Posts: 10 My Ride: 97 Ford Explorer View My Garage	Ay its all in good fun spdsktr. Almost as fun as what I did to your mom last night aaaaaooooooo! Sent from my DROID3 using Bimmer

12-04-2011, 12:33 AM	#378
sfoE46 Registered User Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: SF Bay Area Posts: 133 My Ride: 04 325i View My Garage	Subsribed rofl ! Epic finish!

12-08-2011, 06:31 PM	#379
Jmannumber7 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: AZ Posts: 756 My Ride: S1000RR View My Garage	__________________

01-14-2012, 12:25 PM	#380
Avet4 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Watertown MA Posts: 608 My Ride: 2004 330i 6spd View My Garage	trolled a couple of guy friends first 4 minutes ago Avet hey question 4 minutes ago Chuck sup 3 minutes ago Avet we're both good looking, why haven't we banged yet 3 minutes ago Chuck each other? 3 minutes ago Avet yes 3 minutes ago Chuck i'm not sure 3 minutes ago Avet coming over now 3 minutes ago Chuck i moved here's my new address ********* 2 minutes ago Avet i got nav 2 minutes ago Chuck ** ma 2 minutes ago Avet k, in my car now 2 minutes ago Chuck okay cool that may or may not be pauls house 2 minutes ago Avet as long as his dads not home about a minute ago Chuck his dad wants to join in ----------------------------- Then I tried this ** that's turned me down countless times. 12 minutes ago Avet hey 12 minutes ago Rita hey whats up 12 minutes ago Avet question 12 minutes ago Rita sure 12 minutes ago Avet since we're both good looking, why haven't we banged yet 12 minutes ago Rita come on i just logged on and u bug me with this? 12 minutes ago Avet coming over now 12 minutes ago Rita hahahaha 11 minutes ago Avet serious 11 minutes ago Rita u obvi misread me 11 minutes ago Avet .... I'm in my car now vroommmmmm

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