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Old 11-15-2011, 02:31 AM   #361
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Old 11-23-2011, 03:59 PM   #362
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Me: Hey I got a question
Her: Whats that
Me: Since were both good looking, why havent we banged yet?
Her: I will slit your ****ing throat and play in your blood
Me: Coming over now
(No response)
Me: lolz foreveralone
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Me: Hey I've got a question for ya
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Me: Since were both good looking, why haven't we banged yet?
Her: Because I have a boyfriend
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Old 11-23-2011, 06:01 PM   #363
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I thought my success rate would be drastically higher.
You may want to reconsider your username...
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Old 11-25-2011, 09:25 AM   #364
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How bout I reconsider my foot up your ass?
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Old 11-25-2011, 09:38 AM   #365
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How bout I reconsider my foot up your ass?
Someone has a soft spot for getting called out!
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Old 11-25-2011, 09:56 AM   #366
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I love this thread. I get excited whenever I see it has been bumped.
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Old 11-25-2011, 02:13 PM   #367
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Ay its all in good fun spdsktr. Almost as fun as what I did to your mom last night aaaaaooooooo!

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Old 11-26-2011, 02:16 AM   #368
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aaaaaaaaaaand you have just labeled yourself at the utmost age of sixteen.
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Old 11-26-2011, 03:18 AM   #369
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bros bros.. flame wars e-fights are so 2000.

if you gon do it, pick a time and place! How about Cars and Coffee, this sunday, in the OC!!
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Old 11-26-2011, 08:31 AM   #370
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Ay its all in good fun spdsktr. Almost as fun as what I did to your mom last night aaaaaooooooo!

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Get to the health department ASAP.

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bros bros.. flame wars e-fights are so 2000.

if you gon do it, pick a time and place! How about Cars and Coffee, this sunday, in the OC!!
I live too far away.
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Old 11-26-2011, 10:49 AM   #371
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Get to the health department ASAP.
What can I say, I'm young at heart. I was wondering what those little red bumps were...sh!t.
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Old 11-26-2011, 10:57 AM   #372
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Old 11-26-2011, 12:55 PM   #373
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Old 11-29-2011, 03:32 PM   #374
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Old 11-29-2011, 04:11 PM   #375
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Old 11-29-2011, 07:51 PM   #376
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ahahaha well played. I'm gonna use that line from now on, fcuking brilliant.
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Old 12-04-2011, 12:12 AM   #377
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Me: so since you're single now..i has a question

Her: questtttttttttttttion
answer.


Me: since we're both good looking, why havent we banged yet?


Her: HAHAHAHA
Because as much as I joke about sex, I don't have sex outside committed relationships
BOOM
and you live in NY.


Me: coming over now

Her: hahahaha
nice.


Me: forever alone...
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Old 12-04-2011, 12:33 AM   #378
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Old 12-08-2011, 06:31 PM   #379
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Old 01-14-2012, 12:25 PM   #380
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trolled a couple of guy friends first

4 minutes ago Avet
hey
question

4 minutes ago Chuck
sup

3 minutes ago Avet
we're both good looking, why haven't we banged yet

3 minutes ago Chuck
each other?

3 minutes ago Avet
yes

3 minutes ago Chuck
i'm not sure

3 minutes ago Avet
coming over now

3 minutes ago Chuck
i moved
here's my new address
***********

2 minutes ago Avet
i got nav

2 minutes ago Chuck
****** ma

2 minutes ago Avet
k, in my car now

2 minutes ago Chuck
okay cool
that may or may not be pauls house

2 minutes ago Avet
as long as his dads not home

about a minute ago Chuck
his dad wants to join in


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Then I tried this **** that's turned me down countless times.

12 minutes ago Avet
hey

12 minutes ago Rita
hey whats up

12 minutes ago Avet
question

12 minutes ago Rita
sure

12 minutes ago Avet
since we're both good looking, why haven't we banged yet

12 minutes ago Rita
come on
i just logged on
and u bug me with this?

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coming over now

12 minutes ago Rita
hahahaha

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serious

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u obvi misread me

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