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Old 12-07-2011, 07:23 AM   #20041
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Old 12-07-2011, 07:23 AM   #20042
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Old 12-07-2011, 07:28 AM   #20043
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AC is put perfectly... along with the rest of the state. My new roomate is from Cal and is excited for my bday next week there. She keeps asking if it's like vegas. Haha... that attitude will get you raped in AC.
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Old 12-07-2011, 07:32 AM   #20044
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Old 12-07-2011, 07:37 AM   #20045
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Old 12-07-2011, 08:21 AM   #20046
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Old 12-07-2011, 08:25 AM   #20047
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So was this swallowed or inserted?
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Old 12-07-2011, 09:35 AM   #20048
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No way that would make it down there if swallowed. Toy was inserted. I think the image is from a book called "Stuck Up"
http://www.amazon.com/Stuck-Up-Inser.../dp/0312680082
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Old 12-07-2011, 10:12 AM   #20050
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One of my exes was a nurse, and she would sometimes bring home x-rays of weird stuff she'd see in her ER rounds... she brought home a similar pelvic image once with what looked like an oddly-cornered rectangle in it. Seems more than a few people enjoy inserting weird items into their nether regions for sexual pleasure, and this particular guy (it was a guy... go figure) had somehow managed to insert a mason jar (!) into his gaping rectum. A mason jar! Once therein, the suction prevented it from being withdrawn. Took surgery to remove it. She also had seen light bulbs (shudder), Coke bottles (either end inserted first), a tennis ball (oh, yuck), and vegetative matter (a large avocado was particularly memorable) that could not be normally, uh, voided after insertion, for whatever reason. So to the ER they would go (I would assume screaming insanely) to probably claim it had happened while they were unconscious or something.

To make up for my gross-out story, here's a lol pic as an apology:

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Old 12-07-2011, 10:29 AM   #20053
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One of my exes was a nurse, and she would sometimes bring home x-rays of weird stuff she'd see in her ER rounds... she brought home a similar pelvic image once with what looked like an oddly-cornered rectangle in it. Seems more than a few people enjoy inserting weird items into their nether regions for sexual pleasure, and this particular guy (it was a guy... go figure) had somehow managed to insert a mason jar (!) into his gaping rectum. A mason jar! Once therein, the suction prevented it from being withdrawn. Took surgery to remove it. She also had seen light bulbs (shudder), Coke bottles (either end inserted first), a tennis ball (oh, yuck), and vegetative matter (a large avocado was particularly memorable) that could not be normally, uh, voided after insertion, for whatever reason. So to the ER they would go (I would assume screaming insanely) to probably claim it had happened while they were unconscious or something.

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I have also been told it is the larger folk that enjoy doing this.
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Yeah WTF. I'm not happy about this.
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Old 12-07-2011, 10:48 AM   #20055
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Seems more than a few people enjoy inserting weird items into their nether regions for sexual pleasure, and this particular guy (it was a guy... go figure) had somehow managed to insert a mason jar (!) into his gaping rectum. A mason jar! Once therein, the suction prevented it from being withdrawn. Took surgery to remove it.
There is a rather legendary internet video featuring a mason jar and a rectum. Just about the worst possible thing you could ever imagine happening actually happens... I'll just leave it at that.

Vid is not for the faint of heart.
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I just did work. WTF
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Old 12-07-2011, 01:04 PM   #20060
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HIs mom is jewish & his dad is black. His dad ran out on him as a kid and only his mom and uncle looked after him. His mom also needed surgery in which they had no way of paying for (expensive obviously) and when he signed with wayne and got his 2 mill advance, he spent it on his mom. So in no way did he have a "privileged" life
because he didn't make millions of Degrassi to pay for the surgery.

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