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Old 11-30-2011, 05:09 PM   #21
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OMG...today she was in my cube and leaned over and I totally saw her TEETAYS....nice long nipples!!!

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Old 11-30-2011, 05:11 PM   #22
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OMG...today she was in my cube and leaned over and I totally saw her TEETAYS....nice long nipples!!!

I'm sure that was just an accident. Ask her if she'd care to join you for dinner sometime.

Also, don't objectify her. This is a woman that is interested in you; not an exhaust tip.

You can have a relationship with anyone you want, but if you approach it as a mountain to climb, once you get to the top, the only place to go is downhill...which is when most mountain climbing deaths occur!

She might be a lovely person inside, and if you write any more about her here, you'll have spiritually doomed any possible relationship you might otherwise have with her.

You sure that she's a woman? Might she be from Brazil? Be careful.
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I'm sure that was just an accident. Ask her if she'd care to join you for dinner sometime.

Also, don't objectify her. This is a woman that is interested in you; not an exhaust tip.

You can have a relationship with anyone you want, but if you approach it as a mountain to climb, once you get to the top, the only place to go is downhill...which is when most mountain climbing deaths occur!

She might be a lovely person inside, and if you write any more about her here, you'll have spiritually doomed any possible relationship you might otherwise have with her.

You sure that she's a woman? Might she be from Brazil? Be careful.
Wise old man But seriously though good points made. I like it.
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Old 11-30-2011, 06:49 PM   #27
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just be advised, you are risking going down a one way street, and at the end, you will either have a clear open road, but chances are you will hit a brick wall going 100mph

this could be a "good" thing, however could also be a very, very, veryyyy bad thing. just imagine what life would be like if you broke up with your gf (bad breakup) and you still had to spend 40 hours a week with her.

too risky dude... i learned the hard way... broke it off with her, but then had to watch her go after everyone else in the office. not fun one bit
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Old 11-30-2011, 06:57 PM   #28
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put penis where stapler normally is located. If she grabs penis, it is a lock.
what if she staples your penis on the table?
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Old 12-02-2011, 05:22 AM   #29
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Yeah I always hear in the back of my head...my other head...."never dip your stick in the company pool" or something like that...
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Old 12-02-2011, 05:23 AM   #30
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I'm sure that was just an accident. Ask her if she'd care to join you for dinner sometime.

Also, don't objectify her. This is a woman that is interested in you; not an exhaust tip.

You can have a relationship with anyone you want, but if you approach it as a mountain to climb, once you get to the top, the only place to go is downhill...which is when most mountain climbing deaths occur!

She might be a lovely person inside, and if you write any more about her here, you'll have spiritually doomed any possible relationship you might otherwise have with her.

You sure that she's a woman? Might she be from Brazil? Be careful.
yup I knew it was an accident, I was just at the right place at the right time!!!
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Old 12-02-2011, 05:29 AM   #31
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Ima make my move at the Office Holiday partay!!!!!
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yup I knew it was an accident, I was just at the right place at the right time!!!
I was being sarcastic. She knows what she put on that morning and that she'd stop by your cubbie and be leaning over.

She did. Sorry to frighten you, but women don't expose themselves in public unintentionally. She was using her forces against you. Be strong...don't resist.

Also, you might try, as suggested, the male analog of doing exactly the same thing. If you wear a coat and tie, not sure you can have your nipple just slip out like her, but you might forget to zip up after using the bathroom and wander by her cubbie to borrow her pencil sharpener. Be sure to use the term "pencil sharpener" and be sure to be looking her straight in the eyes at the time.

You're welcome!

How would you guys ever procreate without me? Sheesh!
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keep your approaches coming. It will never happen and there will never be any pictures.
This thread is becoming like this other one http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=887539
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HEY HEY HEY!!! co-worker came into my cube again today wearing one of those form fitting dresses and it basically outlined the "non-thong" panties she had on. Would I be crossing the line by mentioning that if she wears thongs that problem would disappear, unless she wants guys to stare at her a$$!
I feel if I go down this road it's all or nothing....
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HEY HEY HEY!!! co-worker came into my cube again today wearing one of those form fitting dresses and it basically outlined the "non-thong" panties she had on. Would I be crossing the line by mentioning that if she wears thongs that problem would disappear, unless she wants guys to stare at her a$$!
I feel if I go down this road it's all or nothing....
You probably should stop posting in this thread because it's pretty ridiculous. From the things you've said it appears the extent of you "making moves" is just beating it to her at night....
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You probably should stop posting in this thread because it's pretty ridiculous. From the things you've said it appears the extent of you "making moves" is just beating it to her at night....


OP has zero, ziltch, nooooo game. Haha
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We'll be your friends when:

1) You provide pics.
2) You actually do something except beat your shit at night and think about her, only to cry for 30 minutes afterwards because you know you'll never have her.

Quit being a pansy. Grow some big boy balls and do it. If you don't, she'll go out and let some other guy pound her. She'll come into work with wild hair, dried semen on her neck, and she'll Friend Zone you.

"James had the BIGGEST dick I've ever seen!"

Shut that bitch up before she opens her mouth. Give her the biggest dick she's ever seen (and I don't mean me). If it's not, make her think it is. Attack that vag like a rabid animal. Make her Friend Zone James instead. Let him have to hear about the nights of endless sex that leaves her beyond satisfied and still wanting more.

Just remember... if things turn sour, you're going to have to deal with it. You'll stare at the floor when she walks by and mumble a pitiful and weak, "Hi..."

[/Super Dick Mode]

If you genuinely like this chick, ignore everything I've just said.

EDIT: If she's hot enough, I'll come bang her for you and let you know how it was.
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