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Old 02-24-2012, 02:57 PM   #1
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Man Married To Lesbian, Thoughts? Suggestions? I am seriously concerned but willing to listen to jokes...

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Get in bed with wife. She is talking about her day, went to get hair and makeup done for luncheon for presidential candidate's wife. Anyways her hair and makeup girl is very pretty, no pics sorry, and has come over and done her hair and makeup for just about every even my wife has done, including our wedding day. (My wife has only been in the country since August '11) So my wife is telling me about her lunch with the hair and makeup girl after getting said done and pictures of the bar made of ice and then just says "You're ok being married to a gay wife," I'm like "whatttt???" and she said that the entire lunch she was thinking about having sex with her hair and makeup friend and she was so horny she was d**pping. Then we talked about her being gay and she said she still needed a MAN :wink: and she would never leave me, that she loved me. So now I'm thinking, well is she going to go off during the day while I'm at work and f*ck some girl, what happens if she doesnt need a MAN anymore, uhoh!
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Old 02-24-2012, 03:02 PM   #2
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thanks for the description of why you think this. Very helpful.
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Old 02-24-2012, 03:09 PM   #3
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More info needed. Pics might help.

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Old 02-24-2012, 03:13 PM   #4
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Just make sure she has her friends over ONLY when you are there. I'm sure she'd be okay with you joining in...

You'd better post pics!
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She said she wants to do a threesome, but I am pretty good with life as it is, 7 year old daughter in a house of swingers cannot be a good way to grow up.
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doesnt make her a lesbian, makes her bi-curious. quite normal with these females these days, depending on her age. I MAY pass, it may not. play your cards right and you get to keep your wife. Those cards, i cant help you with, maybe some of the others can.
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nevermind, i see the band aid on her knee, good job, (i hope that was your doing) but if she wants to be a swinger, well, you may have issues, especially since youre not feeling that. Dont blame you, i aint trying to share my sh1t either.

Where is she from anyway? you said she just got here.
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She has now had two knee surgeries from infections. She's from Ecuador.
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wow bro- if she has tendencies, it might be the case... next time she is liquored up, ask her. that would be very telling.

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totally not a good way for a 7year old to grow up as you said
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She told me she'd be down for threesome may times sober
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south americans do have high sex drives
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She said she wants to do a threesome, but I am pretty good with life as it is, 7 year old daughter in a house of swingers cannot be a good way to grow up.
The bad news is you're married.

The best advice I could give you is if you're going down this road, begin to plan.

I knew a guy who was in an "Open" marriage. One of the guys his wife was ****ing made her an offer she couldn't refuse and she divorced said guy. Took more than half of his ****. The whole divorce was really nasty. In the end the guy was ok asset wise(as in had a place to live), but poor as all get out when it came to cash.

I personally went with him to his safety deposit box and watched him take $28,000 cash out of it.

He loved his wife but I think he knew eventually where sharing would lead.
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Wow ..this is interesting on so many levels..Not sure what I would do in your situation
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Yeah, don't think we're going to have an open marriage, but she really wants to meet some girls...haha...Yes, it is a downer one minute and a erector the next :wink:

I have a feeling she really loves me and it will come down to whether I can live with it or not. We'll see.
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Old 02-27-2012, 02:58 PM   #17
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Likely divorce in 1-2 years where wife will run off with lesbian lover.
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Sadly, I've already prepared myself for that possibility. Would hate to see our daughter go through that, but what you gonna do!
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Catch her in the act, get evidence, divorce. I think you can be exempt from paying alimony if your spouse is cheating.
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not sure I would be responsible for alimony if I don't have custody rights, anyone know the legal side of that, just out of curiosity.
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