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Old 03-07-2012, 10:37 AM   #81
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! sorry, was not expecting porn site.
Should be some forums, not a porn site.
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Old 03-07-2012, 10:43 AM   #82
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Ok, second time I clicked on the link it went to a forum. hahahha, that was confusing!
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Old 03-07-2012, 11:09 AM   #83
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Ok, second time I clicked on the link it went to a forum. hahahha, that was confusing!
Had to edit it. Sorry about that. It's still NSFW, though.
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Old 03-07-2012, 11:14 AM   #84
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Agreed, I guess her going out with a girl is better than a guy, Not interested in finding out my wife is having sex with men, yikes.
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Old 03-07-2012, 11:35 AM   #85
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I would still have some concerns about her having sex with women too. Plus she obviously is bisexual so what is going to stop her from having other relations?

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Agreed, I guess her going out with a girl is better than a guy, Not interested in finding out my wife is having sex with men, yikes.
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Old 03-07-2012, 11:38 AM   #86
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good point. only her word.
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Old 03-07-2012, 11:48 AM   #87
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I know this may sound obvious, but realize that she is a bisexual. Right now she is telling you that she wants to explore with women, which you should have put a stop to right away (cheating is cheating, gender doesn't matter), but the next step is other men. In her mind, she probably figures that if you allow her to be with another woman, what's stopping her from being with another man? She is molding you to be her b1tch (and it's working lol).

Listen to everybody here and DO NOT BUY A HOUSE WITH HER. When your relationship fails (sorry to break it to you), you're going to get screwed.

Edit: I just noitced that she has only been in the country for about 6 months.

Does she work or are you supporting her 100%?

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Old 03-07-2012, 11:51 AM   #88
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Bring back another women. Not to share, but for yourself. See how she feels.
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Bring back another man. Not to share, but for yourself. See how she feels.

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Uh NO on the man, thought about how she'd feel if I was with another woman, she has stated before she would not want to see me do more than hj with another woman.....hmmmmmmm
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Old 03-07-2012, 12:21 PM   #91
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Uh NO on the man, thought about how she'd feel if I was with another woman, she has stated before she would not want to see me do more than hj with another woman.....hmmmmmmm
I was being funny.
  • Tell your wife you want to do something nasty and kinky to her.
  • Tie her up in the corner of the room.
  • Put a gag in her mouth.
  • Bring in the other chick.
  • Proceed to have glorious sex with this other woman.
  • Blow your load in woman's mouth.
  • Have woman spit it on your wife.
  • Put your wife in her place. Be the alpha male.
  • Urinate on your wife to mark your territory.
  • Leave her tied up for an additional 24 hours to ensure proper cool down.
  • Untie.
  • Enjoy a happy marriage you're in control of.
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Old 03-07-2012, 12:27 PM   #92
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Wow, that's F'd up, although tying up wife, not bad idea. She has an inkling of being a dominatrix also. Jeesus, I didn't know she was getting a little too crazy. BTW she is a stripper in Dallas part-time even though she is set for life financially.....
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This just keeps getting more entertaining. I can't believe there are people that are this naive.
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I am not naive, just don't want to ruin a 7 year old's life, As DeNiro says "become attached to nothing in life that you can't walk away from in 30 seconds if you spot the "Heat" around the corner." Well I haven't spotted the "Heat" but I'm starting to wonder if it's there. If I spot it I will have to walk away
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I am not naive, just don't want to ruin a 7 year old's life, As DeNiro says "become attached to nothing in life that you can't walk away from in 30 seconds if you spot the "Heat" around the corner." Well I haven't spotted the "Heat" but I'm starting to wonder if it's there. If I spot it I will have to walk away
Dude. Again. I'll bang your wife, everyone leaves happy. Except you. You might not enjoy it so much.
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Marrying a stripper. C'mon man. You're basically married to a woman who is worshipped and fondled by other men on a regular basis.

You're LITERALLY trying to turn a ho into a housewife.
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Read my post closer, she only started stripping 6 months AFTER we got married, she had never stripped before, but she had been to stripclubs before we got married.
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Read my post closer, she only started stripping 6 months AFTER we got married, she had never stripped before, but she had been to stripclubs before we got married.
Her peers are bad influences. Proceed with plan Bound and Gagged. I'll do camera work from the first person view.
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Except I'll be nice enough to leave the nose open.
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Old 03-07-2012, 01:09 PM   #100
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Marrying a stripper. C'mon man. You're basically married to a woman who is worshipped and fondled by other men on a regular basis.

You're LITERALLY trying to turn a ho into a housewife.
+1 Serious cut your losses believe it our not there are better women out there
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