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Old 03-16-2012, 07:19 PM   #6281
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Old 03-16-2012, 07:35 PM   #6282
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"Police today announced the sad death of E46F stalwart "Gheybe" who was shot in a drive by shooting in San Diego.
His girlfriend, who was with him at the time, has not been seen since and is presumed to have been kidnapped.
Police in the UK say there is no truth in the rumour that the missing woman was seen strapped into a clapped out old 330d..."

My God, that is one hottttt woman!
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Gabe. You sir are doing it right. Beautiful lady my friend.
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Mother of god!! Gheybe, you're going to have SO much fun giving her those triplets she wants!
Dude don't even get me started on that. This morning she decided she wanted to fucck with me so she texted me a photo of an ultrasound.

I woke up to a heart attack.

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Old 03-16-2012, 07:36 PM   #6283
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Old 03-16-2012, 07:37 PM   #6284
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Dude don't even get me started on that. This morning she decided she wanted to fucck with me so she texted me a photo of an ultrasound.

I woke up to a heart attack.
Well if you need help with the triplets, I have super-sperm.
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Old 03-16-2012, 07:43 PM   #6285
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Well if you need help with the triplets, I have super-sperm.
Thank you for your jizz offering.
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Old 03-16-2012, 07:44 PM   #6286
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Thank you sir.
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Old 03-16-2012, 07:47 PM   #6287
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Thank you for your jizz offering.
Anything for you buddy. It's not about those legs, or that dress, or that long gorgeous hair. Really.

All kidding aside man, that is a beautiful woman in every sense of the word. And she bakes cookies!!!! You are a lucky man Gabe, really. I envy you.
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Old 03-16-2012, 07:52 PM   #6288
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the guy wants to shoot you and steal your woman and you thank him...
He made me laugh. Read the whole post.
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Anything for you buddy. It's not about those legs, or that dress, or that long gorgeous hair. Really.

All kidding aside man, that is a beautiful woman in every sense of the word. And she bakes cookies!!!! You are a lucky man Gabe, really. I envy you.
Haha thank you man. Really appreciate it.
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Old 03-16-2012, 08:44 PM   #6289
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the guy wants to shoot you and steal your woman and you thank him...


Irony - it's right next to bronzy...
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Old 03-16-2012, 09:05 PM   #6290
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Old 03-17-2012, 12:55 AM   #6291
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Thank you sir.

Thanks B!!!
She is incredible.


Dude don't even get me started on that. This morning she decided she wanted to fucck with me so she texted me a photo of an ultrasound.

I woke up to a heart attack.

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Old 03-17-2012, 01:34 AM   #6292
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Old 03-17-2012, 03:28 AM   #6293
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Hmmm.....guess I can post some updates. Nothing too special, but all cool chicks.

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Old 03-17-2012, 03:51 AM   #6294
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Old 03-17-2012, 09:51 AM   #6295
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Old 03-18-2012, 12:49 AM   #6297
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Old 03-18-2012, 03:54 AM   #6298
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Conzyo, wife has a bangin bod.

Don't listen to this dbag....
Dbag? Original and creative. Cheers mate.
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Old 03-18-2012, 04:10 AM   #6299
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Dbag? Original and creative. Cheers mate.
I felt a bit bad I said that, so I deleted the post.

Wasn't trying to be corky, just calling it how I see it.

If this is some sort of communication fall through on my part, I apologize.... Re-reading it, I'm not entirely sure what exactly you meant.
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Old 03-18-2012, 04:11 AM   #6300
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She DOES look like the girl from hangover 2. Not that it's a bad thing, the girl in the movie was hot! So is his wife
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