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Old 04-02-2012, 07:53 PM   #1
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Bachelor Party in Vegas (NSFW pic)

Insane drunken debauchery but here is one story in particular. MUCH to my dismay I was gambling across the street but I was sitting there playing blackjack when I received this photo. I immediately cashed back and ran back to the room to investigate.

Apparently some of our guys were talking back to our room and there was a girl sitting in the hallway eating Dorritos. She took one look at my buddies and invited them in where this scene was unfolding. The girls made it clear they were all on the rag so I guess that was their way of saying they weren't down to get down. By the time I got there, they were out of the shower and only one was running around without a thong. Unfortuneately in this picture, the fattest/ugliest one is the only one that really came out. However the other girl's ass thats showing - she was absolutely gorgeous. I had the biggest crush on her.

Vegas is out of control. I blacked out every night I was there.

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OH the next morning in their room I saw a thong laying on the floor soaked in blood. One of the girls saw it after I did and kicked it under a suitcase hahaha

One had a 15 month old kid and said last year she was breast feeding and she was squirting milk down by the pool to get free drinks. Another girl was going up to guys telling them to squeeze the other girl's boob to shoot milk lol
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eww her **** are saggy as fuuck. I probably wont even be able to beat off tonight now.
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bet I can guess which one was eating doritos
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