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Old 04-25-2012, 01:44 PM   #41
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Old 04-25-2012, 01:48 PM   #42
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What about individuals with a non-functioning olfactory system?
No they'll still be fine even if they get punched in the head, the sense of smell has only a small % to do with it.
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Old 04-25-2012, 01:49 PM   #43
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No they'll still be fine even if they get punched in the head, the sense of smell has only a small % to do with it.
everybody knows you smell pheromones with your ears
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Old 04-25-2012, 01:53 PM   #44
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Then what's the point?
Like I said... helps with the endurance and load sizes. All chicks I've railed (except one) loved being plastered inside and out with the gallons I provide.

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Are you used to fvcking industrial sanding equipment or something? Loosen the grip man!!
I've seriously had so much unprotected sex in my life, I'm just used to it now. Fortunately, I've never caught anything (it'd be showing up by now if I did). I need to change my habits and start wrapping up or go get tested with the chick prior to raw dogging it.

Congratulations, E46FOT... you know more about my sex life than anyone (except my girlfriend, of course).
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Old 04-25-2012, 01:54 PM   #45
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This thread is truly interesting. I may have to try this and see how well it works.Especially since I have exams coming up. I might have to find someone to have sex with too while I'm at this "no flapping phase"
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Old 04-25-2012, 01:56 PM   #46
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Damn 3 months without fapping? If you don't get sex regularly, than it's good to clean the pipes yourself once in awhile.
They say men who have at least 100 orgasms a year have a far less chance of having testicular cancer. No problems here! (I let my girlfriend get me off on a regular basis... masturbation is just a workout.)
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Psh, longest I've gone was like 2 weeks, and at that point I was in rape mode. 3 months? Screw that.
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Like I said... helps with the endurance and load sizes. All chicks I've railed (except one) loved being plastered inside and out with the gallons I provide.

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Get fvckin real dude.. you weight like 110lbs. soaking wet.
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Psh, longest I've gone was like 2 weeks, and at that point I was in rape mode. 3 months? Screw that.
Hahaha. Same here and the only reason I went two weeks was because I was sick.
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No they'll still be fine even if they get punched in the head, the sense of smell has only a small % to do with it.
Then how does the body process pheromones? I thought it was scent related.
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Get fvckin real dude.. you weight like 110lbs. soaking wet.
6'3", 190 lbs.
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the 110lbs is after he blows his "godzilla-like" load
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the 110lbs is after he blows his "godzilla-like" load
Close enough.
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No way you're 6'4". I am almost 6'3" and I feel like we are the same height, I may even be taller.
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No way you're 6'4". I am almost 6'3" and I feel like we are the same height, I may even be taller.
Shit. I thought I put 6'3". I posted without proofing.

Children: I take that comment back. Dirty Mike is cool.
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you post more like someone who's 6'3"... I figured that was a typo
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