Thought of the Day

i feel like i've consistently had the runs for 6 months. i think i'm going to schedule a doctors appt soon

A doctors appointment sounds needed.

Originally Posted by Mike Larry

i feel like i've consistently had the runs for 6 months. i think i'm going to schedule a doctors appt soon

For what? So that you can sh!t there comfortably knowing that there's a doc around just incase?

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Ooooooo I can feel these chicken and waffles from last night working their way down.

I will report with results.

"Don't go around your elbow to get to your ass"

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I can't say ive heard that one before

Originally Posted by AfghanScarface

I can't say ive heard that one before

Heard that on a construction site 20 years ago, and it stuck with me.

I use it on my students sometimes

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Originally Posted by XKxRome0ox

have you been on the receiving end of butt sex?

Currently pooping.

Gotta change that light bulb this year.

Originally Posted by Gheybe

Currently pooping.

Gotta change that light bulb this year.

I know its a couple of hours late but can I watch next time??

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I can't wait till this next poop....it shall be glorious

Spending my day tanning, not pooping.

I wish figuring college was easier as a returning student...Oh and that counselors weren't as useless as 2 month old babies.

Originally Posted by mcr_driver

I wish figuring college was easier as a returning student...Oh and that counselors weren't as useless as 2 month old babies.

Is this related to pooping?

Originally Posted by mcr_driver

I wish figuring college was easier as a returning student...Oh and that counselors weren't as useless as 2 month old babies.

Being a college athlete = best counselors evarrr

On another note, I just shaved my chest all over my carpet, and now my vacuum doesn't want to work. Picking up all this hair by hand sucks

I ate 37 raw oysters with dinner last night at a bull and oyster roast. Today, I have never had a more disgusting smelling BM in my life

Originally Posted by Gheybe

Currently pooping.

Gotta change that light bulb this year.

ITT, Gheybe tells us he poops in the dark and uses his phone for light.

It's the small light bulb that hangs over the bath tub faucet. It's small enough to where you never notice it, except that one day when you poop and accidentally look at it.

Why does your username ring a bell to me?

I just came off a 25 minute session.. now lighting up a cigar.

Couldn't tell if boy or girl but its in a better place now. Rather it not suffer than a short potential life of misery.



.....tear

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I think I drank a little too much last night and for some reason I have the runs this morning.