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Old 04-28-2012, 09:08 AM   #1061
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i feel like i've consistently had the runs for 6 months. i think i'm going to schedule a doctors appt soon
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Old 04-28-2012, 09:22 AM   #1062
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A doctors appointment sounds needed.
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Old 04-28-2012, 09:33 AM   #1063
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i feel like i've consistently had the runs for 6 months. i think i'm going to schedule a doctors appt soon
For what? So that you can sh!t there comfortably knowing that there's a doc around just incase?

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Old 04-28-2012, 10:22 AM   #1064
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Ooooooo I can feel these chicken and waffles from last night working their way down.

I will report with results.
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Old 04-28-2012, 10:37 AM   #1065
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Old 04-28-2012, 10:55 AM   #1066
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I can't say ive heard that one before
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Old 04-28-2012, 11:20 AM   #1067
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I can't say ive heard that one before
Heard that on a construction site 20 years ago, and it stuck with me.

I use it on my students sometimes

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Old 04-28-2012, 11:41 AM   #1068
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Old 04-28-2012, 03:47 PM   #1069
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Old 04-28-2012, 06:15 PM   #1070
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Currently pooping.

Gotta change that light bulb this year.
I know its a couple of hours late but can I watch next time??

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Old 04-28-2012, 06:26 PM   #1071
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Old 04-28-2012, 06:38 PM   #1072
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Old 04-28-2012, 07:25 PM   #1073
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I wish figuring college was easier as a returning student...Oh and that counselors weren't as useless as 2 month old babies.
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Old 04-28-2012, 08:26 PM   #1074
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Is this related to pooping?
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Old 04-28-2012, 08:35 PM   #1075
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Being a college athlete = best counselors evarrr

On another note, I just shaved my chest all over my carpet, and now my vacuum doesn't want to work. Picking up all this hair by hand sucks
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Old 04-28-2012, 08:55 PM   #1076
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I ate 37 raw oysters with dinner last night at a bull and oyster roast. Today, I have never had a more disgusting smelling BM in my life
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Old 04-28-2012, 08:58 PM   #1077
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Gotta change that light bulb this year.
ITT, Gheybe tells us he poops in the dark and uses his phone for light.
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Old 04-28-2012, 09:09 PM   #1078
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It's the small light bulb that hangs over the bath tub faucet. It's small enough to where you never notice it, except that one day when you poop and accidentally look at it.

Why does your username ring a bell to me?
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I just came off a 25 minute session.. now lighting up a cigar.

Couldn't tell if boy or girl but its in a better place now. Rather it not suffer than a short potential life of misery.



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I think I drank a little too much last night and for some reason I have the runs this morning.
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