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Old 05-14-2012, 04:12 AM   #1
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Old 05-14-2012, 05:09 AM   #2
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Recently I opted in for Google to give me a report every month on my overall stats, how many emails I've sent and to who, my google latitude summary, my search summary, etc.

Well . . . I happen to do a lot of google image searches for funny things to put into emails or text messages I write my friends, and occasionally this message board. The other day I got my report from the previous 30 days and was reminded of a search I did for this thread of what I thought would be the penultimate "accidental penis moment," - a kid that looked to be in the shape of a dong. I'm not talking about a kid's private parts, that's not something that ever crosses my mind (for clarification), I'm just talking about trying to find a picture of a child that happened to be shaped like a dong. An effort I was unsuccessful in. Actually my top 3 searches were all board related. Thank god I can purge this history!

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Recently I opted in for Google to give me a report every month on my overall stats, how many emails I've sent and to who, my google latitude summary, my search summary, etc.

Well . . . I happen to do a lot of google image searches for funny things to put into emails or text messages I write my friends, and occasionally this message board. The other day I got my report from the previous 30 days and was reminded of a search I did for this thread of what I thought would be the penultimate "accidental penis moment," - a kid that looked to be in the shape of a dong. I'm not talking about a kid's private parts, that's not something that ever crosses my mind (for clarification), I'm just talking about trying to find a picture of a child that happened to be shaped like a dong. An effort I was unsuccessful in. Actually my top 3 searches were all board related. Thank god I can purge this history!

You believe that this mythical picture would be the next to last accidental penis moment?
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You believe that this mythical picture would be the next to last accidental penis moment?
Unless you believe your BMW will be the last driving machine ever made, no. Penultimate and ultimate have different meanings as nouns and adjectives, but thanks for trying to take a big steamy dump over something funny.




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