So...I fuucked the fleshlight NWS - Page 3

GhostFlame · 06-26-2012, 10:07 PM

Good thing about the fleshlight is that its fully reversible. Try using the other end on your anus next time.

OH you're straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot.

XKxRome0ox · 06-26-2012, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Lair

Next time put it in the microwave.

Might burn his peniz

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Bimmer4Lyfe · 06-26-2012, 10:11 PM

Next fraudulent charge on your card will probably be one of these...

Rush4theYehO · 06-26-2012, 10:13 PM

Redline · 06-26-2012, 10:21 PM

fordpwns · 06-26-2012, 10:22 PM

haha best thread ive seen in OT in years like JJ said

1.5 months til my gf is back in LA...cheat or get one of these in the meantime

DME46 · 06-26-2012, 10:24 PM

StrummerE46 · 06-26-2012, 10:25 PM

hahahaha. i used to fvck one of the fleshlight girls. she told me they came to her house and she had to sit her pvssy on a plaster tray until it dried for them to get the impression. when we first started seeing each other, i came over and saw it sitting on her coffee table and i was like wtf is that thing? not knowing what a fleshlight was. she told me it was hers but i didnt ask anymore questions.

turns out a few months later i found out what her real job was. wicked. inb4 cool story bro.

CollinsE90 · 06-26-2012, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by StrummerE46

hahahaha. i used to fvck one of the fleshlight girls. she told me they came to her house and she had to sit her pvssy on a plaster tray until it dried for them to get the impression. when we first started seeing each other, i came over and saw it sitting on her coffee table and i was like wtf is that thing? not knowing what a fleshlight was. she told me it was hers but i didnt ask anymore questions.

turns out a few months later i found out what her real job was. wicked. inb4 cool story bro.

I think you need to do an AmA. You seem to be full of riveting tales.

be-doubleyou · 06-26-2012, 10:38 PM

Awesome thread. My friends and I are going to pitch in on one for our friend. We're getting him a mouth one since his GF doesn't give head. She will probably break up with him for telling us she doesn't give head, so then he will need it.

TruckDaddy · 06-26-2012, 10:39 PM

"This little invention just changed the masturbation game. IT IS AMAZING."
That's sig worthy.

kyle808 · 06-26-2012, 10:46 PM

so like the first time you fvcked it, did you have any moment of hesitation at all and thought about what you're about to do? Or did you just went for it right away?

SurreyF1 · 06-26-2012, 10:54 PM

i gotta say... i was out all night, came home, caught up with the OT on e46. I gotta say.... ever since this thread was created, OT is on FIRE tonight... i just sifted through a half dozen threads and we have some characters tonight, thats for sure

gonna be a good night... BDJ and George, where you at

StrummerE46 · 06-26-2012, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

I think you need to do an AmA. You seem to be full of riveting tales.

AmA?

SurreyF1 · 06-26-2012, 10:57 PM

Asset Movement Authorization

bwallace530 · 06-26-2012, 10:58 PM

Lol

chivo328 · 06-26-2012, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by DylloS

I recently received a letter stating that the fraud case was closed and my money was back in my account for good. I guess pending investigation they could take out the $80.

So the other night I was thinking, why not? Open the sh1t up and see what it's like.

I'm calling Bullsh1t on this. I think you've been running home to the mailbox everyday impatiantly waiting for this letter. You had the thing lubed and penetrated before you ever got passed the word "resolved" when reading the letter.

benjamin1 · 06-26-2012, 10:59 PM

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StrummerE46 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Boca Raton FL Posts: 46 My Ride: 330ci ZHP View My Garage	hahahaha. i used to fvck one of the fleshlight girls. she told me they came to her house and she had to sit her pvssy on a plaster tray until it dried for them to get the impression. when we first started seeing each other, i came over and saw it sitting on her coffee table and i was like wtf is that thing? not knowing what a fleshlight was. she told me it was hers but i didnt ask anymore questions. turns out a few months later i found out what her real job was. wicked. inb4 cool story bro. __________________ braucht mehr low

06-26-2012, 10:38 PM	#52
be-doubleyou Registered User Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Socal Posts: 929 My Ride: 02 325ci View My Garage	Awesome thread. My friends and I are going to pitch in on one for our friend. We're getting him a mouth one since his GF doesn't give head. She will probably break up with him for telling us she doesn't give head, so then he will need it. __________________ Bill

06-26-2012, 10:46 PM	#54
kyle808 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Houston,TX Posts: 934 My Ride: 00 328CI View My Garage	so like the first time you fvcked it, did you have any moment of hesitation at all and thought about what you're about to do? Or did you just went for it right away? __________________ "I'm gonna die! Jesus, Allah, Buddha - I love you all! -Homer Simpson

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SurreyF1 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Nowhere Posts: 17,689 My Ride: BMW View My Garage	i gotta say... i was out all night, came home, caught up with the OT on e46. I gotta say.... ever since this thread was created, OT is on FIRE tonight... i just sifted through a half dozen threads and we have some characters tonight, thats for sure gonna be a good night... BDJ and George, where you at

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