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Old 06-27-2012, 07:20 AM   #81
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I think the website has directions, that include warming it up before use
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Old 06-27-2012, 07:22 AM   #82
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Old 06-27-2012, 07:49 AM   #83
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Old 06-27-2012, 07:55 AM   #84
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So did you hold it and bang it or lie still and move it up and down with your hands?
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Old 06-27-2012, 08:00 AM   #85
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Old 06-27-2012, 08:19 AM   #86
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I wonder if this is like a gateway drug........will we see a thread in 9 months titled "Someone ordered me a butt plug on my credit card" with a follow up 4 months later "So....I ****ed the fleshlight and used a butt plug NWS"





Just kidding man....my wife offered to buy me one for when I go on work trips, I declined, lol
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Old 06-27-2012, 08:37 AM   #87
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I'm ordering the clear one so I can see myself inside it......
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Old 06-27-2012, 08:56 AM   #88
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Nice! Joe Rogan says to own up to that sh*t and enjoy it!

Group buy?
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Old 06-27-2012, 09:17 AM   #89
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so like the first time you fvcked it, did you have any moment of hesitation at all and thought about what you're about to do? Or did you just went for it right away?
Once I was in I was like omggg. Some of my first few times I unloaded rather quickly.

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Thread is hilarious.

But seriously, game changer? This thing can't be that great...it's a rubber tube thing that you oil up. Just like the real thing? C'mon...
go try your hand and then try this. It is a game changer. It's like asking if pvssy is great. I closed my eyes last night and imagined a vag hopping on me and it feel real brah.

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So did you hold it and bang it or lie still and move it up and down with your hands?
If I lied it down it would just stick to my dick. You have to jerk it. Even lefty works and we all know how jerking it with our week hand usually goes.
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Old 06-27-2012, 09:47 AM   #91
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Can you cuddle with it?
No, I wrap it in an old tshirt and hide it deep in my bottom dresser drawer.
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is it dishwasher safe?
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Old 06-27-2012, 10:10 AM   #95
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I just imagined a dishwasher full of fleshlight sleeves stuck on those upright prongs...
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I just imagined a dishwasher full of fleshlight sleeves stuck on those upright prongs...
lol, someone PLEASE photoshop this! ...Mine just shipped today. In 5 days I will be denying my girl sex, and using my new mouth-like clear fleshlight instead, giving facials to fake lips......
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lance bass also uses the fleshlight, but he uses the other end of it
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Looks like you masterbate to e46fanatics.com

dude and now you don't have to go outside and talk to real people. you have a synthetic *****. maybe you should buy the life size dolls and have friends that way

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I wonder how many people got the courage to order one because of this thread?
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