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Old 07-09-2012, 12:14 AM   #269301
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LOL, whenever someone says "shîtboxes", all I can think of is this:

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Come to think of it, Miles can probably replicate that Frenchman. Not his skill, but his accent.
Yeah, calling something a shîtbox or a piece of shît is very french, and I am very comfortable saying that in french.
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The ability to make lumpia.
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The Tenga Egg.
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:16 AM   #269305
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Yeah, calling something a shîtbox or a piece of shît is very french, and I am very comfortable saying that in french.
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NGC is just MOVING today!
and with quality content too. It seems albee's car pictures provide the necessary NGC fiber for regular posting movements, and a balanced diet of Kalim, Albee, Dave, Nick, Miles, and a side of dangle keep everything happy.
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eeeeeewwwwwwww......we don't need to hear about your late night frolicking with Kalim.
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engine out? hopefully I can help a bit when I'm back in town.
Not yet. Having some infrastructure issues at the work site. :/
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It's funny cause it's true:

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and with quality content too. It seems albee's car pictures provide the necessary NGC fiber for regular posting movements, and a balanced diet of Kalim, Albee, Dave, Nick, Miles, and a side of dangle keep everything happy.
A dangle a day keeps Kalim away

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LOL, that's Kalim's signature "Why, hello there" face.
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right before the rape
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More like after
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A girlfriend is the last thing Makadoma needs.
What's the first thing? Another boypren?
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Hmm..that requires precision and effort, both of which I have but they're stashed far in the depths of my closet.
Effort.
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