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Old 07-11-2012, 08:19 PM   #21
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Looks like an M80 went off in her lap. Sucks for her big time. 0.5 of 10 Would not bang.
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Old 07-11-2012, 08:26 PM   #22
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A lawyer opens the door of his BMW; suddenly a car drives by and rips the door completely off. Police officer
arrives & the lawyer bitterly complains about the damage to his car.
"Officer, I just got the car at BMW Greensboro and look what they're done to my Beemer!!" he whines.
"You makes me sick" officer responds, "So worried about your BMW; but don't even notice your left arm is missing?"
"OMG.." lawyer replies. "Where's my Rolex?"
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Old 07-11-2012, 08:28 PM   #23
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what the hell just happened in my pants
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Old 07-11-2012, 08:30 PM   #24
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what the hell just happened in my pants
you busted a nut.
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Old 07-11-2012, 08:39 PM   #25
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Old 07-11-2012, 08:47 PM   #26
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These 25 posts pretty much convinced me not to click on the link and watch.
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Old 07-11-2012, 08:53 PM   #27
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I mine did! This just made me never want to fap again...
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Old 07-11-2012, 11:34 PM   #28
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can someone explain this to me?

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Old 07-12-2012, 12:17 AM   #29
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What has been seen, cannot be unseen. As cliche and common as that phrase is, what has been seen cant be unseen!
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Old 07-12-2012, 12:18 AM   #30
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Old 07-12-2012, 01:34 AM   #31
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Cliffs, I'm a pvssy.
Really hot chic with health problems and mental problems, becomes really not hot chic and she is partially responsible.


Pictures aren't like a beheading or anything, it's just sad.
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Old 07-12-2012, 02:34 AM   #32
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Old 07-12-2012, 02:57 AM   #33
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Old 07-12-2012, 04:16 AM   #34
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Should have known better than to click one of griff's links.















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Old 07-12-2012, 10:44 AM   #36
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god dammit, griffin! you ruined the start of my day. fvck!
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Old 07-12-2012, 02:50 PM   #37
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