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Old 04-26-2012, 09:54 AM   #161
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Aren't dry orgasms bad for your prostate? And they cause retrograde ejaculation. Do you want your sperm swimming around in your bladder? No, no you don't.
get off my nuts mate! I'm not say do this every day... But instead of going 3 months without any stimulation...

Try this method once a week/every other week.... it won't harm you unless your doing this every day.
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Old 04-26-2012, 10:01 AM   #162
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next thing you know we will have a thread that says "Proper Fapping Techniques"
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Old 04-26-2012, 10:31 AM   #163
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strange because I have been working so hard and often lately that I have no time to do it when I get home. At all. I just faceplant and go to sleep. Maybe this is why I have been so vibrant and in such good moods for the past month?
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Old 04-26-2012, 02:59 PM   #164
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Old 04-26-2012, 03:34 PM   #165
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Old 04-26-2012, 03:45 PM   #166
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funny how griffin stays far away from these threads lol
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Old 04-27-2012, 05:51 AM   #167
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Old 04-27-2012, 11:43 PM   #168
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Old 04-28-2012, 07:54 PM   #169
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I'm not liking this no fap thing. All I can think about is poon and tittays, and I've woken up with a sore throat the last two days. So far nothing positive from no fap.
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Old 04-29-2012, 02:55 PM   #170
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Ok, I lost too.
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Old 05-26-2012, 07:50 PM   #171
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F2B, are you still master of your domain?
Or have you gone gay?
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Old 05-26-2012, 09:49 PM   #172
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Here's your problem F2B, you're conducting an experiment with two variables. Your experiment, therefore, is inconclusive at best, and non-attributable to your hypothesis (not fapping solves XYZ problems) at worst.

But I'm glad your performance has increased. So what, you've effectively doubled your ability to not have sex?

You potentially have a third variable in there as well: how much are you drinking now?
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Just bang a stripper ... Why is it so hard unless you dont have any money?
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Old 07-24-2012, 01:48 PM   #174
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Bro...I hate you. I came home....Saw the pic and just fapped all over the place. Ok...seriously, I am starting tomorrow....


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Old 07-24-2012, 02:04 PM   #175
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Old 07-24-2012, 08:33 PM   #176
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This describes 99% of E46Fanatics that joined after 2008.
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This describes 99% of E46Fanatics that joined after 2008.
Not everyone maxed out their budget. I think I went up to 20% of my max budget with the e46.
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Old 07-24-2012, 10:43 PM   #178
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Not everyone maxed out their budget. I think I went up to 20% of my max budget with the e46.
Yeah, and I only go out with supermodels, live in a mansion, and P. Diddy is my home boy.
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Yeah, and I only go out with supermodels, live in a mansion, and P. Diddy is my home boy.
Uh... Ok. Personally I think there is a huge divide between the 1% and those that can merely afford to drive a sub $100k car, but whatever.
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