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Old 07-27-2012, 12:31 PM   #461
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Well i doubt DyolloS has keep up with the preventive maintenance. Have you even given it an oil change yet?

But actually i dont get made fun of really. I actually just got back from banging my girl like two hours ago and the thing that you dont get from the fleshlight is the workout. My arms are killing me. Beating her our missionary kills the triceps also my abs felt it too. Im about to have some amazing sleep
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Old 07-27-2012, 12:36 PM   #462
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given my experience with internet forums, when someone mentions that they recently banged their girlfriend, got an ab and tricep work out and then claim to be collegiate athletes usually means that its a 25 year old virgin lying on the internet
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Old 07-27-2012, 12:37 PM   #463
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I'm looking forward to hearing what sport he plays and seeing his workouts. For him to even talk about the workout from sex is indicative that his program isn't too difficult.
No kidding. I'm a fact fvck with moobs, and even I can do decent cardio in the bedroom. That isn't exactly exercise.
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Old 07-27-2012, 12:47 PM   #464
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moobs lol. that word always makes me laugh.
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Old 07-27-2012, 12:50 PM   #465
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They're hilarious when they're on someone else. Once you get em though, they become not so funny.
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Old 07-27-2012, 01:06 PM   #466
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Old 07-27-2012, 01:39 PM   #467
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We need a thread titling douche of the year/month/day or even a thread I'm
Sure who can top that off easy
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Old 07-27-2012, 01:49 PM   #468
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We need a thread titling douche of the year/month/day or even a thread I'm
Sure who can top that off easy
I think it's funny how we're all laughing and this guy is seriously trying to make fun of me.
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Old 07-27-2012, 01:56 PM   #469
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Any thread I see him he is always doucshing around it fawkin annoying
We come here to laugh not to see some one whose really proud of his 325 dousche the he'll out of threads

Well if you're superior and bang your girl every two hours how come you don't drive an M or a sedan to be sensible than why not ZHP and a 325 lol
Seriously you can take that to the mustang/corvette forums or something but I doubt even they are as dousche as you are
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Old 07-27-2012, 02:08 PM   #470
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I think it's funny how we're all laughing and this guy is seriously trying to make fun of me.
just jealous he can't start a thread about fvcking a fake vagine that goes 24+ pages.
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Old 07-27-2012, 02:51 PM   #471
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just jealous he can't start a thread about fvcking a fake vagine that goes 24+ pages.
omg i didn't even check the page count hahahha
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Old 07-27-2012, 02:53 PM   #472
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YOU sleep? Damn that! Real men don't sleep, real men just keep on banging. Or, by your definition, "working out". This is how YOU do it, correct???




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Old 07-27-2012, 02:55 PM   #473
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Solly. I just thought of a movie you need to watch.



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Old 07-27-2012, 02:56 PM   #474
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omg i didn't even check the page count hahahha
actually we can only give you credit for about 20 since the last few pages have been dedicated to ripping apart that lying douche.

back on subject though, does the FL make non-dominant hand masturbation easier? sometimes i'm into it and my one hand gets tired, i try switching, but then it's like someone with lou gehrig's trying to peel a carrot.

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Old 07-27-2012, 03:00 PM   #475
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actually we can only give you credit for about 20 since the last few pages have been dedicated to ripping apart that lying douche.

back on subject though, does the FL make non-dominant hand masturbation easier? sometimes i'm into it and my one hand gets tired, i try switching, but then it's like someone with lou gehrig's trying to peel a carrot.
Yes... it does, actually.
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Old 07-27-2012, 04:17 PM   #476
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This makes me wanna buy things off the net now

The FL company should pay to to advertise not sure how tim330 would like a FL ad on his web site but you'd get paid maaad money or free lube refils
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Old 07-27-2012, 04:30 PM   #477
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Old 07-27-2012, 04:56 PM   #478
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wow, the FL is not the same as a girl?!! bet you think boobies feel like bags of sand too. it's easy to type out a bunch of lies on the internet, but you are trying too hard. the more you type the more i believe you are a virgin and play DIII lacrosse.
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Old 07-27-2012, 08:24 PM   #480
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moobs lol. that word always makes me laugh.
chicks love my moobs, no joke.
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