Bachelor Party in Vegas (NSFW pic) - Page 3

SurreyF1 · 04-03-2012, 09:11 PM

can someone please PS that fvcking horse out of the picture?

casino is no lie · 04-03-2012, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by JJR4884

can someone please PS that fvcking horse out of the picture?

That's not a horse. More likely a donkey.

iverson2k10 · 04-03-2012, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by v8 5

That fat girl is definitely the c0ck block

SOOO true!

pancakes · 04-03-2012, 09:38 PM

i'd hit it

oh, and this is my new favorite song.

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Originally Posted by Jerk_circus

I think this is the same girl - skip to 0:48

Coldintake · 04-03-2012, 10:27 PM

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100% of the members above this line would hit the fat one.

Rush4theYehO · 04-03-2012, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Coldintake

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100% of the members above this line would hit the fat one.

sweetbro858 · 08-01-2012, 01:11 AM

****. That pic/story is epic. I'm leaving tomorrow morning for a long weekend.

still searching around for the best club to get a table at...

GRIFFIN · 08-01-2012, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by sweetbro858

****. That pic/story is epic. I'm leaving tomorrow morning for a long weekend.

still searching around for the best club to get a table at...

spearmint rhino

Sent from my phone.

sweetbro858 · 08-01-2012, 01:56 AM

E92M · 08-01-2012, 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by sweetbro858

Looks like Skrillex's music and fashion sense is getting even worse.

Snoop Lion,
-Chris

farmdog · 08-01-2012, 02:31 AM

sweetbro858 · 08-01-2012, 02:49 AM

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Originally Posted by 2K5 325i

Looks like Skrillex's music and fashion sense is getting even worse.

Snoop Lion,
-Chris

someones got their ears to da street !

morraz3 · 02-12-2013, 09:53 AM

I'm going to vegas for the first time in two weeks. Any recommendations to clubs, etc? In attempt to replicate the op pic without the doritos though lol

SPDSKTR · 02-12-2013, 09:57 AM

This actually happened to a lady who is a close family friend. At one point, she worked at a convalescent home; not just for old people either. It was for folks who were a little nuts and couldn't take care of themselves.

One lady there has this disorder. She thinks EVERYTHING is food, as in she'd eat her dinner and then start trying to eat the napkins. As you can guess, she ended up morbidly obese. She was too fat for the showers, so they had to take her out back and hose her down like an elephant. Since she was so fat, she had a lot of rolls, and they couldn't get everywhere.

Now, one day the family friend is making her rounds of the complex, and was stopped by this dude in a wheelchair. He mumbles something at her.
"Bitch stole my Doritos..."
"What?"
"That fat lady stole my Doritos and SHE WON'T GIVE 'EM BACK!"
"Okay, okay, calm down. I'll get your chips back for you."

She goes into the fat lady's room. She's in their with the chips and nothing else. Buck naked, with her legs spread. There's this thick almost gelatinous discharge in the fat lady's vagina. And she's dipping the chips. And eating it. With that cheese drip on pizza stretch effect.

She apparently had this big smile as it dripped down her chin.

VALMONT · 02-12-2013, 10:09 AM

i almost vomitted...

atinybug · 02-12-2013, 10:10 AM

what. da. fuq.

2000_328CI · 02-12-2013, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by racer328

"what happens in vegas stays in vegas....." LOL

except herpes.

HBizzo88 · 02-12-2013, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPDSKTR

This actually happened to a lady who is a close family friend. At one point, she worked at a convalescent home; not just for old people either. It was for folks who were a little nuts and couldn't take care of themselves.

One lady there has this disorder. She thinks EVERYTHING is food, as in she'd eat her dinner and then start trying to eat the napkins. As you can guess, she ended up morbidly obese. She was too fat for the showers, so they had to take her out back and hose her down like an elephant. Since she was so fat, she had a lot of rolls, and they couldn't get everywhere.

Now, one day the family friend is making her rounds of the complex, and was stopped by this dude in a wheelchair. He mumbles something at her.
"Bitch stole my Doritos..."
"What?"
"That fat lady stole my Doritos and SHE WON'T GIVE 'EM BACK!"
"Okay, okay, calm down. I'll get your chips back for you."

She goes into the fat lady's room. She's in their with the chips and nothing else. Buck naked, with her legs spread. There's this thick almost gelatinous discharge in the fat lady's vagina. And she's dipping the chips. And eating it. With that cheese drip on pizza stretch effect.

She apparently had this big smile as it dripped down her chin.

Dude u almost made me puke...wtf

awesomechinz · 02-12-2013, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPDSKTR

This actually happened to a lady who is a close family friend. At one point, she worked at a convalescent home; not just for old people either. It was for folks who were a little nuts and couldn't take care of themselves.

One lady there has this disorder. She thinks EVERYTHING is food, as in she'd eat her dinner and then start trying to eat the napkins. As you can guess, she ended up morbidly obese. She was too fat for the showers, so they had to take her out back and hose her down like an elephant. Since she was so fat, she had a lot of rolls, and they couldn't get everywhere.

Now, one day the family friend is making her rounds of the complex, and was stopped by this dude in a wheelchair. He mumbles something at her.
"Bitch stole my Doritos..."
"What?"
"That fat lady stole my Doritos and SHE WON'T GIVE 'EM BACK!"
"Okay, okay, calm down. I'll get your chips back for you."

She goes into the fat lady's room. She's in their with the chips and nothing else. Buck naked, with her legs spread. There's this thick almost gelatinous discharge in the fat lady's vagina. And she's dipping the chips. And eating it. With that cheese drip on pizza stretch effect.

She apparently had this big smile as it dripped down her chin.

Go away bro that's disgusting

Green_Shine · 02-12-2013, 11:55 AM

Don't care how naked a chick is, once I see a blood soaked thong I'm gone for ever. That is ****ing gross

04-03-2012, 10:27 PM	#45
Coldintake Registered OG User Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: LA(no more OC) Posts: 601 My Ride: Mid-engine beast View My Garage	___________________________________________________ 100% of the members above this line would hit the fat one. __________________

02-12-2013, 09:57 AM	#54
SPDSKTR Registered User Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Birmingham, AL, USA Posts: 2,061 My Ride: Needs a'fixin'! View My Garage	This actually happened to a lady who is a close family friend. At one point, she worked at a convalescent home; not just for old people either. It was for folks who were a little nuts and couldn't take care of themselves. One lady there has this disorder. She thinks EVERYTHING is food, as in she'd eat her dinner and then start trying to eat the napkins. As you can guess, she ended up morbidly obese. She was too fat for the showers, so they had to take her out back and hose her down like an elephant. Since she was so fat, she had a lot of rolls, and they couldn't get everywhere. Now, one day the family friend is making her rounds of the complex, and was stopped by this dude in a wheelchair. He mumbles something at her. "Bitch stole my Doritos..." "What?" "That fat lady stole my Doritos and SHE WON'T GIVE 'EM BACK!" "Okay, okay, calm down. I'll get your chips back for you." She goes into the fat lady's room. She's in their with the chips and nothing else. Buck naked, with her legs spread. There's this thick almost gelatinous discharge in the fat lady's vagina. And she's dipping the chips. And eating it. With that cheese drip on pizza stretch effect. She apparently had this big smile as it dripped down her chin. __________________ 330i/Ci Bang for the Buck Horsepower Guide Want 5% off any BimmerBrakes.com purchase? PM me for details!

02-12-2013, 10:09 AM	#55
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04-03-2012, 09:11 PM	#41
SurreyF1 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Nowhere Posts: 17,689 My Ride: BMW View My Garage	can someone please PS that fvcking horse out of the picture?

08-01-2012, 01:11 AM	#47
sweetbro858 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: San Diego Posts: 507 My Ride: BMW View My Garage	****. That pic/story is epic. I'm leaving tomorrow morning for a long weekend. still searching around for the best club to get a table at...

08-01-2012, 01:56 AM	#49
sweetbro858 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: San Diego Posts: 507 My Ride: BMW View My Garage

08-01-2012, 02:31 AM	#51
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02-12-2013, 09:53 AM	#53
morraz3 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: New York Posts: 351 My Ride: 2005 Zhp Sedan View My Garage	I'm going to vegas for the first time in two weeks. Any recommendations to clubs, etc? In attempt to replicate the op pic without the doritos though lol

02-12-2013, 10:10 AM	#56
atinybug Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Atlanta Posts: 190 My Ride: e92 335i View My Garage	what. da. fuq.