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Old 04-03-2012, 09:11 PM   #41
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can someone please PS that fvcking horse out of the picture?
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Old 04-03-2012, 09:19 PM   #42
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can someone please PS that fvcking horse out of the picture?
That's not a horse. More likely a donkey.
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Old 04-03-2012, 09:36 PM   #43
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Old 04-03-2012, 09:38 PM   #44
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****. That pic/story is epic. I'm leaving tomorrow morning for a long weekend.

still searching around for the best club to get a table at...
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Old 08-01-2012, 01:16 AM   #48
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I'm going to vegas for the first time in two weeks. Any recommendations to clubs, etc? In attempt to replicate the op pic without the doritos though lol
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This actually happened to a lady who is a close family friend. At one point, she worked at a convalescent home; not just for old people either. It was for folks who were a little nuts and couldn't take care of themselves.

One lady there has this disorder. She thinks EVERYTHING is food, as in she'd eat her dinner and then start trying to eat the napkins. As you can guess, she ended up morbidly obese. She was too fat for the showers, so they had to take her out back and hose her down like an elephant. Since she was so fat, she had a lot of rolls, and they couldn't get everywhere.

Now, one day the family friend is making her rounds of the complex, and was stopped by this dude in a wheelchair. He mumbles something at her.
"Bitch stole my Doritos..."
"What?"
"That fat lady stole my Doritos and SHE WON'T GIVE 'EM BACK!"
"Okay, okay, calm down. I'll get your chips back for you."

She goes into the fat lady's room. She's in their with the chips and nothing else. Buck naked, with her legs spread. There's this thick almost gelatinous discharge in the fat lady's vagina. And she's dipping the chips. And eating it. With that cheese drip on pizza stretch effect.

She apparently had this big smile as it dripped down her chin.
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This actually happened to a lady who is a close family friend. At one point, she worked at a convalescent home; not just for old people either. It was for folks who were a little nuts and couldn't take care of themselves.

One lady there has this disorder. She thinks EVERYTHING is food, as in she'd eat her dinner and then start trying to eat the napkins. As you can guess, she ended up morbidly obese. She was too fat for the showers, so they had to take her out back and hose her down like an elephant. Since she was so fat, she had a lot of rolls, and they couldn't get everywhere.

Now, one day the family friend is making her rounds of the complex, and was stopped by this dude in a wheelchair. He mumbles something at her.
"Bitch stole my Doritos..."
"What?"
"That fat lady stole my Doritos and SHE WON'T GIVE 'EM BACK!"
"Okay, okay, calm down. I'll get your chips back for you."

She goes into the fat lady's room. She's in their with the chips and nothing else. Buck naked, with her legs spread. There's this thick almost gelatinous discharge in the fat lady's vagina. And she's dipping the chips. And eating it. With that cheese drip on pizza stretch effect.

She apparently had this big smile as it dripped down her chin.
Dude u almost made me puke...wtf
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Old 02-12-2013, 11:44 AM   #59
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This actually happened to a lady who is a close family friend. At one point, she worked at a convalescent home; not just for old people either. It was for folks who were a little nuts and couldn't take care of themselves.

One lady there has this disorder. She thinks EVERYTHING is food, as in she'd eat her dinner and then start trying to eat the napkins. As you can guess, she ended up morbidly obese. She was too fat for the showers, so they had to take her out back and hose her down like an elephant. Since she was so fat, she had a lot of rolls, and they couldn't get everywhere.

Now, one day the family friend is making her rounds of the complex, and was stopped by this dude in a wheelchair. He mumbles something at her.
"Bitch stole my Doritos..."
"What?"
"That fat lady stole my Doritos and SHE WON'T GIVE 'EM BACK!"
"Okay, okay, calm down. I'll get your chips back for you."

She goes into the fat lady's room. She's in their with the chips and nothing else. Buck naked, with her legs spread. There's this thick almost gelatinous discharge in the fat lady's vagina. And she's dipping the chips. And eating it. With that cheese drip on pizza stretch effect.

She apparently had this big smile as it dripped down her chin.
Go away bro that's disgusting
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Don't care how naked a chick is, once I see a blood soaked thong I'm gone for ever. That is ****ing gross
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