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08-09-2012, 11:22 PM
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Location: Yarmouk, Syria Valentine: Kushy
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how do you jack off with your roommate in the room?
I just moved into my dorm, and I've never had a roommate. How do you guys jack it? Like, I know if I had a girl in here I would smang with him watching and that would be okay, but I'm riding solo for the next couple days. Any tips?
Btw, in Kansas City. Why are there so many noisy cicadas? |
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08-09-2012, 11:24 PM
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Head to the showers...
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08-09-2012, 11:24 PM
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Like dis
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08-09-2012, 11:25 PM
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08-09-2012, 11:28 PM
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Get your new roommate to help you.
It'll be a good icebreaker. |
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08-09-2012, 11:28 PM
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Don't worry bro, it's cool. It's not gay.
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08-09-2012, 11:41 PM
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Already in a fit of despair...
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08-09-2012, 11:45 PM
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08-10-2012, 12:23 AM
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Look him in the eye.
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08-10-2012, 12:27 AM
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08-10-2012, 12:30 AM
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slowly with no eye contact
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08-10-2012, 12:31 AM
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This is amazingly fitting
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08-10-2012, 12:36 AM
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You do it together. Roommates for life
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08-10-2012, 12:39 AM
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08-10-2012, 01:32 AM
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Go to bed with socks on and always scratch your balls in front of him
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08-10-2012, 01:39 AM
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in the bathroom, duh
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08-10-2012, 01:58 AM
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I think out in missouri they do it will livestock and it's considered normal.
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08-10-2012, 02:08 AM
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08-10-2012, 02:17 AM
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