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Old 08-09-2012, 11:22 PM   #1
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how do you jack off with your roommate in the room?

I just moved into my dorm, and I've never had a roommate. How do you guys jack it? Like, I know if I had a girl in here I would smang with him watching and that would be okay, but I'm riding solo for the next couple days. Any tips?

Btw, in Kansas City. Why are there so many noisy cicadas?
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Old 08-09-2012, 11:24 PM   #2
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Old 08-09-2012, 11:24 PM   #3
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Old 08-09-2012, 11:28 PM   #5
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Get your new roommate to help you.

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Old 08-09-2012, 11:28 PM   #6
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Old 08-10-2012, 12:49 AM   #15
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I think out in missouri they do it will livestock and it's considered normal.
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Why are there so many noisy cicadas?

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