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Old 08-09-2012, 08:18 PM   #21
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Give mother the 323ci now you ungraceful son!!
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Old 08-09-2012, 09:53 PM   #22
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Pics of your mother
Since you asked, here's my mom, i know exactly what you think. My friends give me the same crap non-stop
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Old 08-09-2012, 09:58 PM   #23
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dude......your mum........holy ****!
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Old 08-09-2012, 10:22 PM   #24
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dude......your mum........holy ****!
How does he not have an Oedipus complex?

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Old 08-09-2012, 10:29 PM   #25
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Old 08-09-2012, 10:30 PM   #26
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Old 08-09-2012, 10:38 PM   #27
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ahhh i dont know what that means....
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Old 08-09-2012, 10:39 PM   #28
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How does he not have an Oedipus complex?

A what???
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Old 08-09-2012, 10:42 PM   #29
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A what???
A condition where you hate your father and you want to win the affection of your mother and eventually you want to bone her.

Your mom is very attractive.

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Old 08-09-2012, 10:46 PM   #30
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A condition where you hate your father and you want to win the affection of your mother and eventually you want to bone her.

Your mom is very attractive.

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hahahahahaha, WTF... okay, didnt know such a think could exist, shes 46 too
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Old 08-09-2012, 10:48 PM   #31
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You can say that again, she's FINE!
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Old 08-09-2012, 10:50 PM   #32
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You can say that again, she's FINE!
I honestly think shes the reason i have guy friends.... lol jk
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Old 08-09-2012, 11:16 PM   #33
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Drew, FAP(or Fapped plural) stands for Fast Action Paintball. We are avid BMW owners, and avid paintball players. Your mom is very fine. I would play a game or two of FAP to be given the chance to take her to dinner.

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Old 08-09-2012, 11:18 PM   #34
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^Exactly.

I would love to fap with your mother, preferably in the dark, its much more interesting that way. I'm sure she's a natural at it.
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Old 08-09-2012, 11:19 PM   #35
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Old 08-09-2012, 11:28 PM   #36
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Old 08-10-2012, 01:17 AM   #37
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Old 08-10-2012, 02:00 AM   #38
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Glad your mom's okay.
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Old 08-10-2012, 02:19 AM   #39
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As everyone else has said. Your mom is hot and I'm glad shes okay. If she's looking for someone half her age PM me lol jk jk
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Old 08-10-2012, 02:34 AM   #40
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I have to confess: I'd hit your mom in the rear, too!
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