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Old 08-18-2012, 02:01 AM   #1601
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LOL...my sister just asked me to pay her Victoria's Secret bill online because her laptop ran out of battery. How does someone spend $2K on underwear? So ridiculous.
There is a weird thing with women and underwear. Not sure if there is any comparable item for men.
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There is a weird thing with women and underwear. Not sure if there is any comparable item for men.
Well there's cars...but they're SUPPOSED to be expensive.
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Wait...what does mkodama know about this fetish? Are you hanging out with a lot of women, or a lot of Japanese?
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Old 08-18-2012, 02:05 AM   #1604
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Right. I fail.
Albee doesn't always fail, but when he does, he forgets about kalim.

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Is the hand as soothing as Kalim?
Hmm, what's hairier, my palms or kalim's?

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Miles, how'd you like to pick up a friend at the SF Greyhound station at 7:30 in the morning?
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Who wants to eat baby cookies?

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but delicious looking at the same time.
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Why am I picking my scabs? It's disgusting and satisfying all at once.
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Old 08-18-2012, 02:07 AM   #1606
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Wait...what does mkodama know about this fetish? Are you hanging out with a lot of women, or a lot of Japanese?
I'm Japanese. All your fetish belong to us. Hahahahaha
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Why am I picking my scabs? It's disgusting and satisfying all at once.
I'm of the mindset that it is normal to some degree. If you hit blood though, you've picked too far.
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I don't think I've spent $2k on underwear in total for my entire life.
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Hmm, what's hairier, my palms or kalim's?


Who is this friend? And what is in it for me?


kinda disturbing...

but delicious looking at the same time.
Actually, I've been forgetting about Kalim, even when I win. A visit is in order.



A friend from Los Angeles. Nothing's in it for you.
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I don't think I've spent $2k on underwear in total for my entire life.
You probably have, you just don't remember since they're buried under your pile of stuff.
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Ugh...I really want a stainless steel grill. $2k would have bought an AWESOME grill.
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But no...instead we have underwear.
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Actually, I've been forgetting about Kalim, even when I win. A visit is in order.



A friend from Los Angeles. Nothing's in it for you.
Well, if I don't even get a breakfast or thank you out of it, then hell no. LOL.
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I disagree. PS. don't try the chocolate kind.
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Well, if I don't even get a breakfast or thank you out of it, then hell no. LOL.
Well, you'll get a breakfast and a thank-you. I thought you were expecting some handsome reward lol.
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Ugh...I really want a stainless steel grill. $2k would have bought an AWESOME grill.
stainless steel bumper grill? teeth grill? bbq grill?
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I disagree. PS. don't try the chocolate kind.
Edible? I've tried. There's a chocolate one and the strap/waistband is cherry-flavoured. Tastes like plastic.
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BBQ grill.
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Old 08-18-2012, 02:21 AM   #1620
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Well, you'll get a breakfast and a thank-you. I thought you were expecting some handsome reward lol.
Meh, it's very last minute notice, and I haven't been able to sleep in since last weekend. If it's urgent, text me the info.
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