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Old 08-06-2012, 04:49 AM   #41
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In for updates. Or rather in before OP gets boned.
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Old 08-06-2012, 10:15 AM   #42
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Old 08-19-2012, 02:28 AM   #43
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OP should be banned until he produces pictures....
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Old 08-20-2012, 12:34 AM   #44
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OP should be banned until he produces pictures....
She looked through my phone last night (pictures / texts / emails) when I was planning on taking a picture of her. Imagine if I did and she saw it... I would have been totally fvcked / embarrassed / labeled as a creeper / etc. Stupid me left the phone on the kitchen table when I went to take a sh!t and she decided to be nosey and look through my sh!t. On another note she was wearing these sexy lime green short shorts and I wanted to take a picture but good thing I didn't.
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Old 08-20-2012, 12:58 AM   #45
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2 pages and still no pics?
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Thanks dude. I knew she was a keeper when she blew me during a game of cod. I didn't do too well that game
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She looked through my phone last night (pictures / texts / emails) when I was planning on taking a picture of her. Imagine if I did and she saw it... I would have been totally fvcked / embarrassed / labeled as a creeper / etc. Stupid me left the phone on the kitchen table when I went to take a sh!t and she decided to be nosey and look through my sh!t. On another note she was wearing these sexy lime green short shorts and I wanted to take a picture but good thing I didn't.
Hang on, she´s barely moved in and is allready going through your stuff? This ish smells....
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Old 08-20-2012, 10:33 AM   #47
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wtf?!!! did you slap the **** out of her? she looked through your **** and you didn't do anything. too big of a pussy to take a pic of her, too pussy to smack her down for looking through your ****. just sounds like 2 girls loving together here.
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Old 08-20-2012, 10:51 AM   #48
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wtf?!!! did you slap the **** out of her? she looked through your **** and you didn't do anything. too big of a pussy to take a pic of her, too pussy to smack her down for looking through your ****. just sounds like 2 girls loving together here.
LOL, hate to agree, but I agree hahahaha
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Old 08-20-2012, 11:09 AM   #49
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Hey OP fvck you. I don't care about your transexual roommate
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Old 08-20-2012, 11:11 AM   #50
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wtf?!!! did you slap the **** out of her? she looked through your **** and you didn't do anything. too big of a pussy to take a pic of her, too pussy to smack her down for looking through your ****. just sounds like 2 girls loving together here.
This is glorious. I nominate OP for ******* of the Year.
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Old 08-20-2012, 11:11 AM   #51
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wtf?!!! did you slap the **** out of her? she looked through your **** and you didn't do anything. too big of a pussy to take a pic of her, too pussy to smack her down for looking through your ****. just sounds like 2 girls loving together here.
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Old 08-20-2012, 11:16 AM   #52
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This is glorious. I nominate OP for ******* of the Year.
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Old 08-20-2012, 03:19 PM   #53
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Old 08-20-2012, 09:58 PM   #54
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Old 08-20-2012, 10:08 PM   #55
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On this, Chase was right. Treat her just like you would any 'good friend/male roommate.'

I've had a couple of female roommates...interestingly, both were lesbians...although not full fledged ones, I guess.

They both lied to me, but I'm glad they did.

Be very cool...and she'll start wearing less and less around your place until she's practically screaming 'take me, hold me, love me, no, not there.'
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Old 08-21-2012, 05:15 AM   #57
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She looked through my phone last night (pictures / texts / emails)...
And the sad part of it all... you'd let her do it again. She's got you pussy whipped and you're not even getting it in.
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Old 08-21-2012, 09:57 AM   #59
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Why do ppl always promise pics and never deliver?
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