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Old 08-24-2012, 01:01 AM   #2021
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And FVVVVVVVVCK! Dumb trailer trash sister and disabled jockey bf moved back in.
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Wes doesn't like it.
I don't mind mini-dumps, but 50+ pictures is too much for me.
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NGC has been dead the past week, but I'm still here...
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wow......
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Yup. Also, there goes a clean bathroom, there goes a clean kitchen, there goes the clean tables without empty bags of chips in front of the TVS, there goes the cigarette-free smell in the hallway, there goes the cigarette bud free front deck, there goes quiet evenings, there goes all the training the pitbull she abandoned here learned, and there goes not worrying about something in my room being stolen.
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They did, then he bought her something, and they got back together. This has happened about 5 times now. 3rd time was when the wedding ring came about. 4th time was when the E60 530i came, etc...
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You sister needs to be put under the guidance of more uh, traditional Asian parents. They would have her bf's head on a stick in the front yard.
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They did, then he bought her something, and they got back together. This has happened about 5 times now. 3rd time was when the wedding ring came about. 4th time was when the E60 530i came, etc...
On that basis, he might just buy her a house, and in turn, buy you your freedom lol.
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Yup. Also, there goes a clean bathroom, there goes a clean kitchen, there goes the clean tables without empty bags of chips in front of the TVS, there goes the cigarette-free smell in the hallway, there goes the cigarette bud free front deck, there goes quiet evenings, there goes all the training the pitbull she abandoned here learned, and there goes not worrying about something in my room being stolen.
What's keeping you at home? I'm sure you can afford to buy a penthouse in downtown SF with all the money you're making at your engineering job and your own business.
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I don't mind mini-dumps, but 50+ pictures is too much for me.
My dumps are full of fiber. No little ones. Sorry.
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And since it's a full-time job, surely you have vacation leave. Why not visit Wes?
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My older half brother seemed like he had the most strict upbringing, and mostly grew up on his own from high school onward. I had a not so strict upbringing, and grew up on my own from college onward.

My sister has been spoiled to her entire life, and has either been living under the parents or her boyfriend. A few months ago she flew back to Philadelphia, and decided to no travel with any cash, and since she has had all her credit cards revoked, she was stuck at the airport at 3am and had to have my parents buy her a rental car over the phone.

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On that basis, he might just buy her a house, and in turn, buy you your freedom lol.
Yeah, sadly bf broke his leg, and now just gets small disability checks. I see little hope for him, which I actually am somewhat sad to say because he at least has goals in life, unlike my sister.
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