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Old 08-24-2012, 01:22 AM   #2041
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If you're worried about food sanitation issues, move in with Kalim. There won't be much of a mess since there won't be much to eat, because everything is haram.
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What's keeping you at home? I'm sure you can afford to buy a penthouse in downtown SF with all the money you're making at your engineering job and your own business.
Can your parents buy me an apartment too? Or maybe buy you an even bigger one and I can live in the maid's quarters?
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And since it's a full-time job, surely you have vacation leave. Why not visit Wes?
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Yea, wtf Miles? Come visit me.
Work gives vacation leave, but school doesn't.
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Or maybe buy you an even bigger one and I can live in the maid's quarters?
On the condition that you dress up like HG every day, sure.

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Low carb! Then you won't be teh fatteh.
Speaking of which, last time I was at his place, I got so sick from his ramadan diet I nearly puked and passed out.
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On the condition that you dress up like HG every day, sure.

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Can your parents buy me an apartment too? Or maybe buy you an even bigger one and I can live in the maid's quarters?
I like how you mentioned that so effortlessly. Between this and Kalim, you are practically yearning to be someone's servant.
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I like how you mentioned that so effortlessly. Between this and Kalim, you are practically yearning to be someone's servant.
That's how badly I want to:

1. Move out of my parents' house.
2. Save money to work on my cars and buy more tools.
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That's how badly I want to:

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2. Save money to work on my cars and buy more tools.
You don't want that badly.
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You don't want that badly.
I very much so want the car finished. There are a lot of parts I need to make, and making those parts is the problem. I simply don't have the facilities to make stuff whenever I want, so getting them done often requires sacrificing my break/homework times during the week.
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so getting them done often requires sacrificing my break/homework times during the week.
and it begins...
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How I wish I had a spare quarter million for this very pretty CNC mill...

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and it begins...
Well, I got all the stuff I needed for the rest of the blower motor installation I think. I even have my own drill and drill bits now, so that could happen tomorrow, now that I think about it.
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Damn, that gorilla raps just as well and looks just like 50 cent.

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