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Old 09-05-2012, 02:31 PM   #30081
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Old 09-05-2012, 02:38 PM   #30082
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Old 09-05-2012, 02:40 PM   #30083
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in b4 dyllos claims the fleshlight was a b-day present.
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Old 09-05-2012, 02:44 PM   #30084
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Old 09-05-2012, 03:05 PM   #30085
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BIC For Her Amber Medium Ballpoint Pen

- Medium point retractable ball pen available in black and blue ink
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Normally I only use pens designed and created for real men, in colours appropriate to such instruments of masculinity - black like my chest hair or blue like the steely glint of my eyes, or the metallic paintwork of my convertible Mustang sportscar. Imagine then the situation I found myself in when, upon taking delivery of another shipment of motorbike parts and footballs, I reached for and grasped not my normal BIC pen, but a `BIC for Her Amber Medium Ballpoint Pen' (evidently ordered by my well-meaning, but ill-informed girlfriend whilst my back was turned). I knew something was wrong when I had to physically restrain my hands, gnarled and worn from a lifetime of rock-climbing and shark wrestling, from crushing the fragile implement like a Faberge egg. Things only went downhill from there.

Normally my hand writing is defined and strong, as if chiselled in granite by the Greek gods themselves, however upon signing my name I noticed that my signature was uncharacteristically meandering and looping. More worryingly the dots above the I's manifested themselves as hearts, and I found myself finishing off the signature with a smiley face and kisses. Obviously I had no choice but to challenge the delivery man to a gun fight on the rim of an erupting volcano in order to reassert my dominance. Had I not won this honourable duel this particular mistake might have resulted in a situation that no amount of expensive single malt whiskey and Cuban cigars could banish. I leave this review here as a warning to all men about the dangers of using this particular device, and suffice-it-to-say will return to signing my name with a nail gun as normal.
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Old 09-05-2012, 07:08 PM   #30088
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Old 09-06-2012, 12:27 AM   #30089
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Old 09-06-2012, 03:17 AM   #30090
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Old 09-06-2012, 10:36 AM   #30094
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Old 09-06-2012, 11:45 AM   #30096
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his entire video was ruined when he said "congragulations"
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Old 09-06-2012, 12:39 PM   #30097
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his entire video was ruined when he said "congragulations"
And "tward" and "seperate".

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Old 09-06-2012, 12:53 PM   #30099
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Old 09-06-2012, 01:57 PM   #30100
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Wonder what kind of car the guy was in that he was having trouble passing a Prius.
I'd probably lose my cool if some d!ckbag was doing that to me.
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