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Old 09-06-2012, 07:30 PM   #3301
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Probably, but he's more than double my age, loud, and likes to play golf and basketball.

Do not want any of that.
You should play golf. Rich people who live in palatial estates often play golf.
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Like good sechs, it's supposed to hurt afterwards, and the day after.
wtf, it hurts afterwards for you? There is no normal hurting during, after, or the day after. Maybe before or during with the scratching/slapping/whipping, but certainly not afterwards for a guy.

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Meh, more of an old rich.

I prefer nouveaux riche luxuries.
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Meh, more of an old rich.

I prefer nouveaux riche luxuries.
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Where'd you get that from?

and it's a she, not a he.
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Also, I think it made my slightly more attracted to my supervisor.
If you need your sock, I still have it.
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I just found out you can remotely mount a radio faceplate! That means hiding radio and faceplate out of view!
Not sure what you mean. Where would you put the faceplate? It's kinda important if you want to use it, lol.
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Well, I can make you feel needed. I do that to Kalim all the time. I just sort of smile and pretend I'm interested.
I'm not falling for it.
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Because you are le fatteh-ghey.
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Meh, more of an old rich.

I prefer nouveaux riche luxuries.
You definitely don't have the qualities of old money people. For one thing, you spend way too much. Old money folk inherit everything, including bed sheets. And you're too flashy. You're more in line with the MC Hammer crowd.
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If she doesn't know what it is, then she wouldn't know if it's expensive. Which goes back to my original statement.
It can even be a cheaper car, but if it looks expensive and sounds fast, it's probably just as effective.
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I think your boss would be more trusting of you if he got to know you a little bit better.

You should invite him over for dinner... drink some scotch, throw some steaks on the grill, and for dessert, smoke a blunt with him and your mom.
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Ewwwww reusing socks. So un-halal.
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Trolololol.
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It's been through the sprinklers, so it's all good.
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I'm not falling for it.
LOL, you're the one who's excited to tell me about working on other's people's cars and your science fairs.
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I'm still wondering how Miles lost his socks.


Must have been a wild night at Kalim's house
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It's been through the sprinklers, so it's all good.
Rinse and reuse, to clear all the juice.
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Must have been a wild night at Kalim's house
It's very Cinderella-ish, in a hairy, dirty, Bay Area sort of way.
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LOL, you're the one who's excited to tell me about working on other's people's cars and your science fairs.
You're eager to please, so I humor you.
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