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Old 09-09-2012, 11:02 PM   #3701
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A good sneeze should take the bumper right off.
It took a lot of sneezing.
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Drugs, what drugs? These drugs? These are not my drugs man.

Only drug I rarely do is legal in this state (sometimes). Other brain drains are unrelenting career and three children under 10yo plus their mom the overlord.

You just wait until you breed and see what it does to your psyche. I used to be perfectly laidback, children have made me psychotic.

But thanks!
But it's a very entertaining variety of psychotic!
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Was up way too late last night at Kalim's.
Was pretty dead for Leo's E30 2.7 stroker build today, but got a lot of stuff done.
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And sushi restaurant girl was entertaining. Maybe should ask her out, should probably make sure to keep her and rachel separated.
That ship has sailed, son.

Also, lol @ Rachel and her "Ima shank you!" face.
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I'm guessing this is some sort of whoopie-making noise?
Sister and boyfriend were having noisy sex. Leaned iphone against wall and pushed record and it captured all 5 minutes of it on an audio file.

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Oh God, I've slept in a cheap hotel where you can hear the sex next door. So awkward. Though I should have gotten the hint when I saw the bed had Magic Fingers.
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Yeah, probably the right choice. Was looking at clutch and flywheel assemblies today and Chevrolet engines had many off the shelf parts even for carbon-carbon 5.5" racing clutches. That's kind of crazy.
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Also, I don't want to see or hear any family member performing sexual acts. Actually, anyone, for that matter. I've also heard friends have sex next to me.
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No, other way around, she was trying to woo me.
LOL, for all you n00bs following along, Miles and I are regulars at a sushi place in Santa Clara/San Jose where we usually go after car shenanigans. About a year ago, some waitress was very obviously flirting with an oblivious Miles and after he was made aware of it, he made some excuses to our table about being too far from the South Bay and how it would be inconvenient to become involved with this young lady.

Fast forward to yesterday when we were there yet again and that waitress came over all friendly-like and said, "You guys come here every weekend, huh?" And she said she should have introduced herself a while ago, but better late than never so she did, lol.

And then she confessed that she used to have a crush on Miles (but not anymore). The confused/mildly surprised look on Miles' face was priceless. Of course I followed up with, "I told you so!"

And then it got even better when I told her that he hadn't returned her flirtations in kind because he was from Oakland and she made a hilarious, off-color joke about Miles not being dark enough to be from there.

So fail for Miles. lol
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Mike Burroughs is selling his car

Albee should buy it, even if it is 5k overpriced

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/cto/3259523702.html
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LOL, for all you n00bs following along, Miles and I are regulars at a sushi place in Santa Clara/San Jose where we usually go after car shenanigans. About a year ago, some waitress was very obviously flirting with an oblivious Miles and after he was made aware of it, he made some excuses to our table about being too far from the South Bay and how it would be inconvenient to become involved with this young lady.

Fast forward to yesterday when we were there yet again and that waitress came over all friendly-like and said, "You guys come here every weekend, huh?" And she said she should have introduced herself a while ago, but better late than never so she did, lol.

And then she confessed that she used to have a crush on Miles (but not anymore). The confused/mildly surprised look on Miles' face was priceless. Of course I followed up with, "I told you so!"

And then it got even better when I told her that he hadn't returned her flirtations in kind because he was from Oakland and she made a hilarious, off-color joke about Miles not being dark enough to be from there.

So fail for Miles. lol
Not that I encourage any of that sort of immodest behavior.
Wait the same place where we went after the karting?
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LOL, for all you n00bs following along, Miles and I are regulars at a sushi place in Santa Clara/San Jose where we usually go after car shenanigans. About a year ago, some waitress was very obviously flirting with an oblivious Miles and after he was made aware of it, he made some excuses to our table about being too far from the South Bay and how it would be inconvenient to become involved with this young lady.

Fast forward to yesterday when we were there yet again and that waitress came over all friendly-like and said, "You guys come here every weekend, huh?" And she said she should have introduced herself a while ago, but better late than never so she did, lol.

And then she confessed that she used to have a crush on Miles (but not anymore). The confused/mildly surprised look on Miles' face was priceless. Of course I followed up with, "I told you so!"

And then it got even better when I told her that he hadn't returned her flirtations in kind because he was from Oakland and she made a hilarious, off-color joke about Miles not being dark enough to be from there.

So fail for Miles. lol
Not that I encourage any of that sort of immodest behavior.
Yucky Sushi? Miles fails!
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