bit of a dilemma

Sodomize her, just because it's a "crime against nature" according to Virginia law. If you're going to risk jail time, might as well go big!

The problem isn't the girl--it's the girl's dad. She might be DTF, but if her dad hears about it, you can bet he's not going to say "oh, it's just a two-year difference...that's totally cool!" He's going to be seeing you as the pervert who raped his innocent little girl. And he'll find someone who's happy to listen and act at the local police department.

When I was on the board of the local junior football/cheer program, we performed background checks on every prospective coach and board member. You'd be surprised at how many people we had to turn away because they turned out to be registered sex offenders for just the kinds of things you are considering doing now. These are people in their 40s and 50s. They will carry that legal stigma forever, and all of that information is usually just a Google search away.

just smash before someone else beats you to it.

It's only a misdemeanor if you can prove it's consensual. Set up a voice recorder and get it all on tape.

Serious, unless you risk it, she'll be long gone and not an option by the time she's legal. Just know it'll never happen and move on.

Originally Posted by kushy

lol america

calm down Canada

Legal across state lines? How far is the drive?

"Why don't you have a seat right over there..."

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

It's only a misdemeanor if you can prove it's consensual. Set up a voice recorder and get it all on tape.

Serious, unless you risk it, she'll be long gone and not an option by the time she's legal. Just know it'll never happen and move on.

That seems like a pretty big risk to take, especially depending on the admissibility of a recording.

I was being facetious; with the gender inequality with rape cases, no way in hell I'd risk it.

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

I was being facetious; with the gender inequality with rape cases, no way in hell I'd risk it.

Oh, okay. Sorry I missed it.

When's her birthday?? You may still have a chance if it's next week lol

February.... Fml

Cannot believe no one has suggested this yet. Bang her in da butt. That's not intercourse. Win win situation, no one can legally do anything to you. You'll have fun. Be sure to use a silicon based lube, one inch at a time.

When she is about 17.5 YO, take her for a short vacation to another state. F*** the lord out of her.

So..... Pics of this fine young female?

This must be Jacob...

Alex I knew you were on here somewhere.. And hell yeah it's me. But this thread needs to be dead and gone after she told people we already hooked up when we didn't... I don't talk to her anymore.

Lol. Some eskimo brothers in this thread. I love it.

hahahah i wouldnt doubt it! this guys a stud

looooooooooooooooooool. thanks, that's funny though because i'm here for the same reason as you, advice.

hahah yeah! cant trust anyone but strangers with this type of problem i guess.. but i dont post a lot but i love this place.. <3 much love