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Old 09-20-2012, 12:34 PM   #21
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Sodomize her, just because it's a "crime against nature" according to Virginia law. If you're going to risk jail time, might as well go big!
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Old 09-20-2012, 12:34 PM   #22
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The problem isn't the girl--it's the girl's dad. She might be DTF, but if her dad hears about it, you can bet he's not going to say "oh, it's just a two-year difference...that's totally cool!" He's going to be seeing you as the pervert who raped his innocent little girl. And he'll find someone who's happy to listen and act at the local police department.

When I was on the board of the local junior football/cheer program, we performed background checks on every prospective coach and board member. You'd be surprised at how many people we had to turn away because they turned out to be registered sex offenders for just the kinds of things you are considering doing now. These are people in their 40s and 50s. They will carry that legal stigma forever, and all of that information is usually just a Google search away.
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Old 09-20-2012, 12:37 PM   #23
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Old 09-20-2012, 12:43 PM   #24
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It's only a misdemeanor if you can prove it's consensual. Set up a voice recorder and get it all on tape.

Serious, unless you risk it, she'll be long gone and not an option by the time she's legal. Just know it'll never happen and move on.
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Old 09-20-2012, 01:20 PM   #25
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Old 09-20-2012, 01:30 PM   #26
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Legal across state lines? How far is the drive?
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Old 09-20-2012, 01:49 PM   #27
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Doing drugs and having sex... oh wow big deal. Well it is actually a HUGE deal.
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Old 09-20-2012, 01:57 PM   #28
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It's only a misdemeanor if you can prove it's consensual. Set up a voice recorder and get it all on tape.

Serious, unless you risk it, she'll be long gone and not an option by the time she's legal. Just know it'll never happen and move on.
That seems like a pretty big risk to take, especially depending on the admissibility of a recording.
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Old 09-20-2012, 03:00 PM   #29
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I was being facetious; with the gender inequality with rape cases, no way in hell I'd risk it.
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Old 09-20-2012, 04:32 PM   #30
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I was being facetious; with the gender inequality with rape cases, no way in hell I'd risk it.
Oh, okay. Sorry I missed it.
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Old 09-20-2012, 05:11 PM   #31
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When's her birthday?? You may still have a chance if it's next week lol
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Old 09-20-2012, 06:55 PM   #32
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Old 09-21-2012, 02:15 AM   #33
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Cannot believe no one has suggested this yet. Bang her in da butt. That's not intercourse. Win win situation, no one can legally do anything to you. You'll have fun. Be sure to use a silicon based lube, one inch at a time.

When she is about 17.5 YO, take her for a short vacation to another state. F*** the lord out of her.
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Old 09-21-2012, 07:08 AM   #34
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So..... Pics of this fine young female?
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Old 09-25-2012, 09:17 PM   #35
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Old 09-25-2012, 11:26 PM   #36
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Alex I knew you were on here somewhere.. And hell yeah it's me. But this thread needs to be dead and gone after she told people we already hooked up when we didn't... I don't talk to her anymore.
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Old 09-25-2012, 11:27 PM   #37
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Lol. Some eskimo brothers in this thread. I love it.
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Old 09-25-2012, 11:34 PM   #38
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hahahah i wouldnt doubt it! this guys a stud
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Old 09-25-2012, 11:41 PM   #39
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looooooooooooooooooool. thanks, that's funny though because i'm here for the same reason as you, advice.
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Old 09-25-2012, 11:55 PM   #40
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hahah yeah! cant trust anyone but strangers with this type of problem i guess.. but i dont post a lot but i love this place.. <3 much love
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