Miles's Thread *wes was here *

Originally Posted by king kong

that's not as exciting. I'm guessing i'll fill up with something like 16.3 gallons. Just have to be careful of the right turns

Are you driving in NASCAR now?

Originally Posted by king kong

that's not as exciting. I'm guessing i'll fill up with something like 16.3 gallons. Just have to be careful of the right turns

I'd rather have an uneventful drive home than get stuck. In traffic. In the ghetto.

Originally Posted by albeee

I'm not sure. Christie's sister is paying us to camp out for her to get the iPhone.

who is Christie and who is her sister?

Originally Posted by mkodama

You're just like a walking electromagnetic pulse, all electronics around you get fried and scrambled.

So we can deduce that Frank's car is getting poor gas mileage because of Frank.

Originally Posted by albeee

But extra charge for painted crests on the wheels? Are they hand-painted by uber-hot German girls in dirndls?

They are unnecessary for efficiency, therefore the germans charge you for this.

Originally Posted by 325inthe510

Are you driving in NASCAR now?

fuel pickup is on the right side. When I make a right turn, gas goes to the left and well.. yea, don't ask how i know...

Frank

Originally Posted by mkodama

They are unnecessary for efficiency, therefore the germans charge you for this.

Originally Posted by albeee

Frank

shhhh, i thought you said we could keep it a secret

Originally Posted by albeee

So we can deduce that Frank's car is getting poor gas mileage because of Frank.

I should really find out though, it's like i'm losing 3 gallons of gas/tank

Originally Posted by king kong

who is Christie and who is her sister?

Christie is a friend. More like a family friend. A very married family friend. Her sister is a spinster, but could be a good sugarmama candidate. Good job, lives in Seal Beach, can cook you all the prime rib and chocolate chip bread pudding you want.

Originally Posted by king kong

Albee is an apple customer. Walks in, points at the pretty one, asks if it comes in white and walks out a happy customer

Originally Posted by albeee

I'd rather have an uneventful drive home than get stuck. In traffic. In the ghetto.

how do you define ghetto?

Originally Posted by mkodama

They are unnecessary for efficiency, therefore the germans charge you for this.

Hmm, I'd rather spend money on said uber-hot German girl in dirndl.

Originally Posted by albeee

Christie is a friend. More like a family friend. A very married family friend. Her sister is a spinster, but could be a good sugarmama candidate. Good job, lives in Seal Beach, can cook you all the prime rib and chocolate chip bread pudding you want.

<3 iphone, i was thinking of waiting in line for one too

Originally Posted by king kong

Albee is an apple customer. Walks in, points at the pretty one, asks if it comes in white and walks out a happy customer

Funny you say that, I've never purchased an Apple product apart from the international adapter kit.

Originally Posted by albeee

From a powertrain standpoint, yes. Why can't they be like Ferrari? I think there are more 911 variants than Ferrari's entire model portfolio.

Because Ferrari is an exotic car manufacturer that relies on exclusivity and Porsche isn't.

Originally Posted by mkodama

Buying unessential and expensive things? I think you and your coffee table books know more about that than the rest of NGC.

What was this about again? I forget.

Originally Posted by mkodama

Because Ferrari is an exotic car manufacturer that relies on exclusivity and Porsche isn't.

I want a ferrari just for the noise

Originally Posted by mkodama

Because Ferrari is an exotic car manufacturer that relies on exclusivity and Porsche isn't.

The argument for exclusivity can be tempered by the idea that, for a price, you can customize any of their cars to your heart's content.