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Old 09-25-2012, 06:24 PM   #1
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Sup......Got a SRS question.

So, I am going to ask my lady to marry me. This can be moved to the love line section if need be, but I want to get some advice/suggestion ffor what to say.

Here is the cliff notes.

1. been together 5 years.
2. have daugther who is almost one.
3. want to get married.
4. going to propse at a winery in front of about 150 people.
5. spent a grip on an amazing ring and diamond.
6. need help with my prroposal speech.
7. GO............

want it to be short and sweet.


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Old 09-25-2012, 06:27 PM   #3
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Old 09-25-2012, 06:30 PM   #6
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While jam and jelly are made from fruit, they differ in a lot of aspects in terms of their texture, appearance and production. Jam is made from chopped pieces of fruit, while jelly is made from fruit juice only. Jelly also has pectin and lemon juice, which gives its firm shape as opposed to the fluid-like characteristic of jam. Jelly will also appear clearer because it is made only from fruit juice, while jam will have noticeable fruit bits thus giving it its thicker density. Jam is often used alongside another dish, while jelly can be eaten by itself
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wrong! the difference is you can't "jelly" your dick into a girl.

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I dunno about the whole "in front of 150 people" part, but that's just me.

Of course, I asked my wife to marry me while we were sitting in her parents' basement watching TV, so I'm no expert.
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wrong! the difference is you can't "jelly" your dick into a girl.

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Yes they can, but it's very not easy to do (it's not *difficult* either)... and practically any movement will make them fall (or be squirted) out of the woman's vagina.

It doesn't feel as good for the man if he's not hard... there isn't as much pressure or friction... and since I'm a man, I can't tell you how it feels for the woman.
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I dunno about the whole "in front of 150 people" part, but that's just me.

Of course, I asked my wife to marry me while we were sitting in her parents' basement watching TV, so I'm no expert.
I talked wit hthe winery and the event coordiantoor is going to startin clingging her glass at a set time, and the band will stop playing music. The coordinator will call me on stage and then.....................
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I talked wit hthe winery and the event coordiantoor is going to startin clingging her glass at a set time, and the band will stop playing music. The coordinator will call me on stage and then.....................
So are the people mostly strangers, then? Or will they be friends/family you've invited?
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I dunno about the whole "in front of 150 people" part, but that's just me.

Of course, I asked my wife to marry me while we were sitting in her parents' basement watching TV, so I'm no expert.
My wife asked, while we were watching tv, if I wanted to get marry, I said sure and she said Oct 12th is available and we can do it on beach at Lake Tahoe. I said sure.
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I'd start with something like "hore, if you don't wanna be raising your bastard spawn on welfare, marry me"
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My wife asked, while we were watching tv, if I wanted to get marry, I said sure and she said Oct 12th is available and we can do it on beach at Lake Tahoe. I said sure.
That is awesome.

I asked my wife to marry me, and shortly thereafter I fled the country for two years. We got married five weeks to the day after I returned.
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She ok with the public thing? My wife hates that stuff. Prolly would say no if I did it in front of a ton of people.
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want it to be short and sweet.


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"name," will you marry me?
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