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Old 09-25-2012, 06:41 PM   #6121
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They offer it in white AND black? Ughhh!!! Why can't Apple make that decision for me!

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More tentacles, hentai, and furries than you can handle!

Probably more than Tim could handle either and would probably get me banned.
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Probably more than Tim could handle either and would probably get me banned.
Sadly, that promise has failed to materialize even in real life.
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Not sure what this means.
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Wut? What promise? How do you make furries and tentacles materialize?
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You've never shown me your collection of furry-tentacle hentai.
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Hmm, trying to think of lulz in your pictures, not thinking of any.
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Hmm, trying to think of lulz in your pictures, not think of any.


E.g. Miles getting hit in tummy by floor jack handle.
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E.g. Miles getting hit in tummy by floor jack handle.
You only got a picture of after the funny happened. le sigh...
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Funny, but not sure if there was ever a picture of that. Just explosive laughter after the fact.
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