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Old 10-01-2012, 05:57 PM   #1
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No Fap October NWS

Let's see how many of you can make it to the end of the month, aye?

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Old 10-01-2012, 05:59 PM   #2
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Do people still spank it when they have a girl that loves sex and giving head?

whats the point?
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Old 10-01-2012, 06:07 PM   #3
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out. fapped this morning.
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Old 10-01-2012, 06:38 PM   #4
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Do people still spank it when they have a girl that loves sex and giving head?

whats the point?
The point is that the fappers don't have that so no fap october is going to fail for them...
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Old 10-01-2012, 07:25 PM   #5
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Old 10-01-2012, 07:45 PM   #6
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Old 10-01-2012, 08:01 PM   #9
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Let's see how many of you can make it to the end of the month, aye?

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what's the point? if you have a girl, this should be easy (although maybe expensive).
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what's the point? if you have a girl, this should be easy (although maybe expensive).
No fap does not condone prostitution, unless you are the one being paid for sex.
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Old 10-01-2012, 09:33 PM   #20
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We pay for it regardless of the currency used... One way or another.
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