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Old 10-02-2012, 02:31 PM   #1
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2nd Anniversary. Traditional gift is ... cotton...?

Any anniversary gift ideas that are cotton?

Tampons and other hygiene products are automatically off the list.
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Old 10-02-2012, 02:34 PM   #2
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Old 10-02-2012, 02:36 PM   #3
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Old 10-02-2012, 02:38 PM   #4
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Considering that. She's got a very plush robe that's still got some years left though....
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Not a bad idea. We have a relatively brand new set though.
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Ex and I tried the traditional list for about 3 or 4 years. It sucks. I advise a gift she likes and forget the tradition shlit.
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Ex and I tried the traditional list for about 3 or 4 years. It sucks. I advise a gift she likes and forget the tradition shlit.
It just takes a little imagination. Besides, I am not limited to getting her only one thing.
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Joe,

I have a feeling these 'traditional' gifts are really a trap.

I like you so don't want you being tripped up.

If you chose this route, I'm seeing a nice little package you assemble with the best ideas here...oven mitt, panties, and cotton balls.

Going non-traditionally...just say, "Honey, you mean so much more to me than cotton, I couldn't do it, so I got you some leather stuff (third year) that I think we could both enjoy." You could skip up to wood, too, and get her a butter churning paddle or something like that.

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Maybe a bottle of Tylenol? She may want to actually pick the cotton out.
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