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Old 10-03-2012, 09:41 PM   #1
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holysh!twtf.... This is a thing?! [NSFW]

So I was browsing the random glory hole that is Tumblr when I felt a sudden pain in my groin... a horror of horrors was bestowed upon my eyeballs. I've heard of a Prince Albert, but wtf is this sh!t?!







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Old 10-03-2012, 09:47 PM   #4
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Took out the link going to a pic directly here since it shows a cock...
Vagina good.. cock bad... got it, lol
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meh. didn't flinch.
Soap in the penis is a painful thought... this goes far above that, lol.

But seriously... what is this and why?
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is there such a thing?
Not saying I wouldnt try to motorboat them... but if you lose an eye...
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Old 10-03-2012, 09:58 PM   #13
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Not nearly... but apparently I don't see enough cock on the interwebs
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Try this link...
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I thought I saw a reasonable amount... apparently I was wrong
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Technically I didn't link it....
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