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Old 10-04-2012, 05:42 PM   #7541
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not sure if i want to see ex or not...
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do you still has sex privleges?
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nope. Shared the same group of friends. After the split i realized I didn't have to hang out with -retards- mentally handicapped members of society any longer and haven't seen much of them for the past few months. They're having some sort of get together dinner tonight and are insisting i go.
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Annoyingly to some degree, my supervisor is a UC Berkeley engineering grad. So she does take in information.
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nope. Shared the same group of friends. After the split i realized I didn't have to hang out with -retards- mentally handicapped members of society any longer and haven't seen much of them for the past few months. They're having some sort of get together dinner tonight and are insisting i go.
sounds akward to me. are they paying for dinner at least? Any chance of new vagina? Are the shows you like to watch new or reruns?
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Annoyingly to some degree, my supervisor is a UC Berkeley engineering grad. So she does take in information.
that right there means she is fvcking nuts. She is a bra burning, vagina eating, hairy leg and pits, fvcking wack job.
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She wants you to impress her with your manliness and dominate her

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Don't want her father dominating me. He exercises a lots and boxes from what I've gathered.
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sounds akward to me. are they paying for dinner at least? Any chance of new vagina? Are the shows you like to watch new or reruns?
hah, they'd have to have jobs that paid more than minimum wage to do that. We all graduated together last year (a few this year). No new vadge. I only watch netflix b/c i'm too cheap for cable. I would get to gloat that she graduated 5 months ago and still isn't working. I wonder if she still has her greencard
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that right there means she is fvcking nuts. She is a bra burning, vagina eating, hairy leg and pits, fvcking wack job.
aren't they all
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hah, they'd have to have jobs that paid more than minimum wage to do that. We all graduated together last year (a few this year). No new vadge. I only watch netflix b/c i'm too cheap for cable. I would get to gloat that she graduated 5 months ago and still isn't working. I wonder if she still has her greencard
sounds boring.
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aren't they all
the ones from berkley are really fvcked in the head.
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like I shaved them the other day, and now they are sticking to my leg.
I am the boss, I can scratch my nuts anyway.
Didn't you say "I'm here for the gangbang." to your boss?
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sounds boring.
I'll probably just make fun of the retardation level of some of them, they'll LOL thinking i'm only joking. i don't know why i feel the need to see them... I'll probably get a few lulz, i'm just wondering @ what cost. kind of curious what she's up to fml...

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I only knew one and she definetely was.
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that right there means she is fvcking nuts. She is a bra burning, vagina eating, hairy leg and pits, fvcking wack job.
She's hot, she previously had a boyfriend, not sure if still has one, and I've seen very minimal hair. He boobs are large and well supported, and I get hard when she wears dat thin, tight fitting, knitted sweater.

The nuts part is that she's really blunt and aggressive when she's at work, and if you aren't looking busy, it's reason to chew you out.

Wouldn't be surprised if in bed she liked pinning down arms and legs, scratched, bit, and grabbed at the throat.
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I'll probably just make fun of the retardation level of some of them, they'll LOL thinking i'm only joking. i don't know why i feel the need to see them... I'll probably get a few lulz, i'm just wondering @ what cost. kind of curious what she's up to fml...
well, I really like making fun of people/ I do it on the daily. I was driving this mornign to the office. I was at a stoplight and was one my cellphone. some randddom sport bike rider came up next to at the light. he looked in thrroug hthe windshield and saw me on hte phone. He was trying to make fun of me, for being on the phone. Like I care that iti s illegal. I wasn;t driving, or cutting anyone off, or not pay attention.

I arked hte car and put my cell phone down on the passanger seat, got out the car, and tapp the **** on the helmet. I asked him if he was trying to get my phone number , since he seemed liek a huge ghey that liked things vibrating on his asshole. He called me an a44hole. I told him to mind his own fvbbcking business and to stop wasting my time and then I told him to get hit by a bus.

got back in the car, finshied my conversation on hte drive to work.
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She's hot, she previously had a boyfriend, not sure if still has one, and I've seen very minimal hair.

The nuts part is that she's really blunt and aggressive when she's at work, and if you aren't looking busy, it's reason to chew you out.

Wouldn't be surprised if in bed she liked pinning down arms and legs, scratched, bit, and grabbed at the throat.
sounds fun, but a total psycho.
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well, I really like making fun of people/ I do it on the daily. I was driving this mornign to the office. I was at a stoplight and was one my cellphone. some randddom sport bike rider came up next to at the light. he looked in thrroug hthe windshield and saw me on hte phone. He was trying to make fun of me, for being on the phone. Like I care that iti s illegal. I wasn;t driving, or cutting anyone off, or not pay attention.

I arked hte car and put my cell phone down on the passanger seat, got out the car, and tapp the **** on the helmet. I asked him if he was trying to get my phone number , since he seemed liek a huge ghey that liked things vibrating on his asshole. He called me an a44hole. I told him to mind his own fvbbcking business and to stop wasting my time and then I told him to get hit by a bus.

got back in the car, finshied my conversation on hte drive to work.
Thank you, that is the funniest thing i've read all day. I used to do that too though. I'd pull up to a soccer mom in her SUV stare at her through my helmet then pretend like i was talking to her on my hand cell phone. It ammused me. I think i'm going to go to at least show myself she doesn't effect me. I've gone out of my way the past few months to avoid anything where I might see her. Too much effort out of my life to try and hold a grudge. Am I crazy? Should've just posted in love line :/
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Thank you, that is the funniest thing i've read all day. I used to do that too though. I'd pull up to a soccer mom in her SUV stare at her through my helmet then pretend like i was talking to her on my hand cell phone. It ammused me. I think i'm going to go to at least show myself she doesn't effect me. I've gone out of my way the past few months to avoid anything where I might see her. Too much effort out of my life to try and hold a grudge. Am I crazy? Should've just posted in love line :/
i think you need a shrink.
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