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Old 10-06-2012, 05:22 PM   #381
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Old 10-06-2012, 06:12 PM   #382
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Old 10-07-2012, 07:00 PM   #383
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Old 10-07-2012, 08:15 PM   #384
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I didn't drop the rape/murder comment but i did get it in


Decided to try it on this girl I had met but barely talked to that lived up in HB a few hours away. Decided to have some fun with it since shes a Wh00re She called me b!tching at me because of the dick sucking face lol.

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Old 10-07-2012, 08:31 PM   #385
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Old 10-08-2012, 07:34 PM   #386
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Old 10-08-2012, 07:47 PM   #387
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Old 10-09-2012, 09:46 AM   #388
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Old 10-09-2012, 09:56 AM   #389
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Old 10-09-2012, 10:00 AM   #390
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Old 10-11-2012, 06:58 PM   #391
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Old 10-11-2012, 07:24 PM   #393
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Seriously. Worst cliff hanger ever.
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the last time I played this game, where I sent someone " hey girl when are you going to let me tap that?" I got " youre kidding right?" me- "no im pretty serious" her- "that is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard from someone. you have some real nerve etc etc etc never talk to me again."

A week later she texts me and we go do some photography and grab food. I talk to her about it (because I never told her it was a joke) and she said she only acted that way because her boyfriend at the time read it and flipped out then they broke up 2 day later. she wanted to prove that it wasn't something that interested her. I didn't smash because I was in a relationship at the time, she was pretty hot too. Now I try to get up again and just get ignored. cool story bro.
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Holy crap where has this thread been!?!??!! BUMP BUMP BUMP this **** up! .........*gets texts ready*
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