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Old 10-07-2012, 12:02 PM   #279181
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I'm so pissed right now. Gaffigan was at the Gotham Comedy Club when I was there...and I did a joke about the Immaculate Conception...and said exactly the same thing practically...like Mary explaining to Joseph about her being pregnant.

2 weeks after the same show, a Daily Show person mentioned using Benjamin Color Chips to figure out if people in PA should be able to vote, and also, Tosh did a joke calling the Virgin Mary a slut. Maybe it's coincidence...maybe it's a ruthless business and that comedians with a show take what they can get.

Good thing is at least it confirms that some of my humor is funny. Sorry...I know this isn't OT...thanks for letting me decompress! (like you had a choice...oh, actually, I guess you do. Please don't ban me like others!)
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I'm so pissed right now. Gaffigan was at the Gotham Comedy Club when I was there...and I did a joke about the Immaculate Conception...and said exactly the same thing practically...like Mary explaining to Joseph about her being pregnant.

2 weeks after the same show, a Daily Show person mentioned using Benjamin Color Chips to figure out if people in PA should be able to vote, and also, Tosh did a joke calling the Virgin Mary a slut. Maybe it's coincidence...maybe it's a ruthless business and that comedians with a show take what they can get.

Good thing is at least it confirms that some of my humor is funny. Sorry...I know this isn't OT...thanks for letting me decompress! (like you had a choice...oh, actually, I guess you do. Please don't ban me like others!)


Sorry to hear that. Is there any footage of that show like you had of the other one?

But hey, if it was good enough for Jim to take a piece, at least you're on the right track . Imitation is sincerest form of plagiarism or something, right?

If it makes you feel better, I've heard many variations of that joke for quite a while. Along the lines of "what's more likely. A virgin birth or that a loose woman named Mary lied to her husband". So, it really comes down to the presentation. Did you feel that Jim's was very similar to yours? Or was it just a joke on the same topic?

As a side note, the Immaculate Conception refer's to Mary's birth, not Jesus's virgin birth.
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Sorry to hear that. Is there any footage of that show like you had of the other one?

But hey, if it was good enough for Jim to take a piece, at least you're on the right track . Imitation is sincerest form of plagiarism or something, right?

If it makes you feel better, I've heard many variations of that joke for quite a while. Along the lines of "what's more likely. A virgin birth or that a loose woman named Mary lied to her husband". So, it really comes down to the presentation. Did you feel that Jim's was very similar to yours? Or was it just a joke on the same topic?

As a side note, the Immaculate Conception refer's to Mary's birth, not Jesus's virgin birth.
I take it you guys have all heard the classic Sam Kinnison bit about Jesus and the apostles etc,? One if my all time faves.
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Sorry to hear that. Is there any footage of that show like you had of the other one?

But hey, if it was good enough for Jim to take a piece, at least you're on the right track . Imitation is sincerest form of plagiarism or something, right?

If it makes you feel better, I've heard many variations of that joke for quite a while. Along the lines of "what's more likely. A virgin birth or that a loose woman named Mary lied to her husband". So, it really comes down to the presentation. Did you feel that Jim's was very similar to yours? Or was it just a joke on the same topic?

As a side note, the Immaculate Conception refer's to Mary's birth, not Jesus's virgin birth.
My last show on youtube is under "doggy max" coz my friend can't spell!

In my show in NYC I actually talked about Mary talking to Joseph...or something like that...but Gaffigan was there that night performing...

There was a professional comedy writer there performing and she hung with me and my friends afterwards for a while...but I did my Ben Moore bit at gotham, and then 2 weeks later it's on the daily show.

I guess the virgin mary isn't new comedy material, but I don't believe in coincidences...and not three within a few weeks. I have to keep my eyes open and mouth closed!

Mary was immaculately conceived...I thought that was Jesus' conception. You sure about that?

So Jesus comes from Mary and Joseph, not mary and an invisible rapist named God? I'm a horrible Christian, so I don't know!
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So Jesus comes from Mary and Joseph, not mary and an invisible rapist named God? I'm a horrible Christian, so I don't know!
Okay, so the immaculate conception is referring to Mary. Her birth was also a miracle because she was born without original sin.

Jesus being born from a virgin is just the Virgin Birth. I don't know if there's some other dogmatic buzzword for it. So Jesus was extra "holy" since Mary was never "defiled" and she was born "immaculately" without original sin.
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Here we go. Wikipedia to the rescue:

"The virginal conception of Jesus by Mary is at times confused with the Roman Catholic Church teaching of her "Immaculate Conception", namely Mary's conception by her mother and father in the normal way, but free from original sin.[16] While the Virgin birth of Jesus relates to the nativity of Jesus, the Immaculate Conception relates to the nativity of Mary. The Roman Catholic doctrine of Mary's Immaculate Conception has been defined as follows: "The most Blessed Virgin Mary was, from the first moment of her conception, by a singular grace and privilege of almighty God and by virtue of the merits of Jesus Christ, Saviour of the human race, preserved immune from all stain of original sin."[17]"
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Okay, so the immaculate conception is referring to Mary. Her birth was also a miracle because she was born without original sin.

Jesus being born from a virgin is just the Virgin Birth. I don't know if there's some other dogmatic buzzword for it. So Jesus was extra "holy" since Mary was never "defiled" and she was born "immaculately" without original sin.
So Mary was born of a virgin mother and she herself never had sex with Joseph...Jesus just came about. Must run in the family!

IDK...definitely something is up with that! Personally, my theory is that Mary had sex with an Egyptian...and as she knew the baby would be darker, she had to scramble for a cover story...she was raped by some invisible guy who she assumed was god.
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Here we go. Wikipedia to the rescue:

"The virginal conception of Jesus by Mary is at times confused with the Roman Catholic Church teaching of her "Immaculate Conception", namely Mary's conception by her mother and father in the normal way, but free from original sin.[16] While the Virgin birth of Jesus relates to the nativity of Jesus, the Immaculate Conception relates to the nativity of Mary. The Roman Catholic doctrine of Mary's Immaculate Conception has been defined as follows: "The most Blessed Virgin Mary was, from the first moment of her conception, by a singular grace and privilege of almighty God and by virtue of the merits of Jesus Christ, Saviour of the human race, preserved immune from all stain of original sin."[17]"
Cross posted. Thanks for that! So Mary wasn't from a virgin mom, she just got papers saying she was 'clean.' Nice!
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Cross posted. Thanks for that! So Mary wasn't from a virgin mom, she just got papers saying she was 'clean.' Nice!
Yes, exactly. The "immaculate" refers to her not be assumed a heathen by god from birth, unlike the rest of us filthy sodomites.
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