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Old 10-10-2012, 11:33 AM   #8241
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Whenever I get a lowball offer, I'm going to accept and send the lowballer to a random location and never show up.
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Wes, what were you and Miles doing that you were able to get that gif just above? When I went to visit Kalim and Albeee...Miles was there in that same outfit, which kind of surprised me, but I'm like "okay, I'm chill with whatever."

Albeee was wearing his Furrie outfit too...like a Golden Retriever. You know the one?
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Wes, what were you and Miles doing that you were able to get that gif just above? When I went to visit Kalim and Albeee...Miles was there in that same outfit, which kind of surprised me, but I'm like "okay, I'm chill with whatever."

Albeee was wearing his Furrie outfit too...like a Golden Retriever. You know the one?
Miles invited me to his warehouse because he wanted to show me a package (little did I know, it was his package). I got to the warehouse, opened the door and immediately knew something was off when the lights were off (but the candles were lit) and he was standing there, in his outfit, spanking himself.
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Old 10-10-2012, 12:45 PM   #8251
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kinda. more like the ring I give her so I can neever have sex again.
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she does. put when I give her that ring she wins, and the doors are closed.

but then I can have affairs. Or wait til she leaves me in 18 years and then date my daughters friends.
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she does. put when I give her that ring she wins, and the doors are closed.
No one said anything about the windows, though.
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