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Old 10-11-2012, 01:22 AM   #8321
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kinda. more like the ring I give her so I can neever have sex again.
Congrats!

(but you are still allowed to post pictures of sex, right?)
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Old 10-11-2012, 01:23 AM   #8322
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she does. put when I give her that ring she wins, and the doors are closed.

but then I can have affairs. Or wait til she leaves me in 18 years and then date my daughters friends.
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Old 10-11-2012, 01:25 AM   #8323
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...and then you can use your ring as an IUD. Make sure also, that your ring is sized so you'll be able to get it off! (You ever see the movie HELP?)

Wes, congratulations, btw, that was a great post of yours. Would read again!

(Miles, you don't get bothered by gay ribbing do you? Hope not. Also, be careful with candles in the warehouse, please!)
I'm trying to find ghey jokes in your posts, but it takes effort.
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Old 10-11-2012, 01:27 AM   #8324
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seems pretty simple.....


and actually, I don't hand out that many infractions unless they were deserved. and I even had mercy on you and just gave you a warning the next time after you received an infraction (that was over 4 years ago btw)
lol, no need to get fiesty. I previously made a post saying all my listed infractions were deserved.
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I'm ok with this.
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Griff for president.
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Vag with teeth...
lol, have you seen this movie?

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That's a lot of reproducing and "de-producing."
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Not too considerate to hit record when others are making noise though
What's wrong with recording the noise that's entering my own room?
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And posting it online.
Ok, fine, I just plain hate my sister.
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Je = I

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sais = know

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This made me lol

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lol, OMG... I can't believe that nut case just went off on chad with zero provocation. I'm dying, laughing at that thread.
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Can you imagine what would happen if said nut case met Toby?
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you should remove your last post in that thread
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