dmax stand up--October 25, Springfield NJ

dmax · 10-12-2012, 03:44 PM

Just in case anyone is around, I'm going to try to be funny for 5 mins. at:

Scotty's Steak House & The Comedy Cove
595 Morris Avenue
Springfield, New Jersey

Thursday, October 25, 8 p.m.

Reservations: 973-376-3840

Admission is $7, $5 with reservation; 2 drink minimum, but they're not terribly strict about this.

There will always be a mix of good and bad...some 'virgins' and some experienced comics. Laughing is virtually guaranteed!

Free parking...easy access from Rt. 78, 22, GSP, NJT...and they do have a restaurant you can order from and the food is good.

Chrisl1 · 10-14-2012, 08:25 PM

Once again, I'm gonna try to make it

dmax · 10-15-2012, 06:12 AM

Hope you can, Chris. I want to do some Fanatics-type humor, but it will be lost if no one is there to understand! LOL

If I ask if anyone has a beagle, and you're there, please raise your hand and don't take it personally what goes on from there!

Maybe there will be a new PS reservoir gasket in it for you!

Chrisl1 · 10-16-2012, 09:22 PM

Do you know something about my PS that I don't?? hmmmmm

YGOAMG · 10-16-2012, 09:24 PM

The Jew joke was funny... the rest .. not so much

dmax · 10-17-2012, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chrisl1

Do you know something about my PS that I don't?? hmmmmm

I might. I get these 'feelings' sometimes!

Quote:

Originally Posted by YGOAMG

The Jew joke was funny... the rest .. not so much

That's what comes from just partially preparing. Next time, I'm thinking I should just be totally unprepared.

Anyway, ygoamg, please give me another chance! How about this?

sladha · 10-18-2012, 07:20 PM

I'll try to make it to one of these in the near future, GL on the 25th.

E46tknv · 10-19-2012, 08:05 AM

When are you going to be famous doug?

dmax · 10-20-2012, 10:16 AM

I'm pretty sure it'll be a Tuesday, around 10:23 a.m.

When do you think it's going to be, Eugene?

Oh, btw, I met Chris live a couple of days ago...and it turns out his PS reservoir cap was leaking. I honestly think I might have some supernatural powers. Is that crazy talk?

So, is anyone coming this time? Even if I'm horrible, there is going to be someone there you think is funny. It is a very interesting evening and if you haven't ever attended comedy in the raw, I highly recommend it.

You need to laugh periodically just to preserve your sanity; at least I know I do! You should do it for your health and well being.

Chrisl1 · 10-20-2012, 07:27 PM

it wasn't leaking before Thursday, what did you do when I wasn't looking?? lol

E46tknv · 10-20-2012, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dmax

I'm pretty sure it'll be a Tuesday, around 10:23 a.m.

When do you think it's going to be, Eugene?

Oh, btw, I met Chris live a couple of days ago...and it turns out his PS reservoir cap was leaking. I honestly think I might have some supernatural powers. Is that crazy talk?

So, is anyone coming this time? Even if I'm horrible, there is going to be someone there you think is funny. It is a very interesting evening and if you haven't ever attended comedy in the raw, I highly recommend it.

You need to laugh periodically just to preserve your sanity; at least I know I do! You should do it for your health and well being.

Doug please scheduled to be put on late so i can see it

dmax · 10-21-2012, 04:37 AM

Is 9 okay you think, Eugene?

dmax · 10-21-2012, 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chrisl1

it wasn't leaking before Thursday, what did you do when I wasn't looking?? lol

Hey, Chris,

IDK why, but I have the ability to sense things ordinary people can't. I promise, I didn't make your PS reservoir gasket leak!

If you come, I'll bring you a new PS gasket!

E46tknv · 10-21-2012, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dmax

Is 9 okay you think, Eugene?

I believe so. Yes. 9 though

dmax · 10-22-2012, 03:28 PM

Please make reservations, folks. I know stuff happens at the last minute and some of you might decide to come or not to come, but if it's possible you'll be there, please call the number in the first post. Doesn't cost anything to call...and you save a couple of bucks. Or you can PM me and I'll pass along your name...

Beamer Creamer · 10-23-2012, 04:27 PM

Yo hoe. Ya im a bimmersexual. I hate seafoam. Would never put into crankcase on anything again especially my m3. I just blew engine in my gmc truck( sure its coincidence.... 15 miles after putin it in.... I dont think so) rather drink alot of whiskey and piss in oil b4 usin seafoam again.

dmax · 10-23-2012, 09:35 PM

Maybe not Thursday, but I want to explore autophilia...again, just coz I'm naturally curious.

So is it gummi pflege, wiper blades, beige leather powered heated non-sports seats?

dmax · 10-24-2012, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chrisl1

Once again, I'm gonna try to make it

Chris, btw, I think I'll have that MAF clip you need tomorrow. If you come, I'll have it...well, 99% I'll have it.

Also have a PS reservoir gasket you can have to make the trip worthwhile!

10-12-2012, 03:44 PM	#1
dmax Stay stock my friends! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Unit I Posts: 21,131 My Ride: '99 328i 1.03809 mu View My Garage	dmax stand up--October 25, Springfield NJ Just in case anyone is around, I'm going to try to be funny for 5 mins. at: Scotty's Steak House & The Comedy Cove 595 Morris Avenue Springfield, New Jersey Thursday, October 25, 8 p.m. Reservations: 973-376-3840 Admission is $7, $5 with reservation; 2 drink minimum, but they're not terribly strict about this. There will always be a mix of good and bad...some 'virgins' and some experienced comics. Laughing is virtually guaranteed! Free parking...easy access from Rt. 78, 22, GSP, NJT...and they do have a restaurant you can order from and the food is good. __________________ This huge woman, like 400 pounds comes up to me and says, "Doug, I would rock your world." I replied, "but I need to breathe." The girl in my sig:http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthr...highlight=dmax

10-15-2012, 06:12 AM	#3
dmax Stay stock my friends! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Unit I Posts: 21,131 My Ride: '99 328i 1.03809 mu View My Garage	Hope you can, Chris. I want to do some Fanatics-type humor, but it will be lost if no one is there to understand! LOL If I ask if anyone has a beagle, and you're there, please raise your hand and don't take it personally what goes on from there! Maybe there will be a new PS reservoir gasket in it for you! __________________ This huge woman, like 400 pounds comes up to me and says, "Doug, I would rock your world." I replied, "but I need to breathe." The girl in my sig:http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthr...highlight=dmax

10-18-2012, 07:20 PM	#7
sladha Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: nj Posts: 741 My Ride: 330ci\|ActiveHybrid7 View My Garage	I'll try to make it to one of these in the near future, GL on the 25th. __________________ '01 TiAg 330Ci - Modded '12 ActiveHybrid7

10-19-2012, 08:05 AM	#8
E46tknv Registered User Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: New york Posts: 5,028 My Ride: Fst'r then your e46 View My Garage	When are you going to be famous doug? __________________ .:Eugene:. I used to be an e46 owner. I love this one more. Have headers? Cant pass inspection? Need custom stickers made? or need your wheels brought back to life?

10-20-2012, 10:16 AM	#9
dmax Stay stock my friends! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Unit I Posts: 21,131 My Ride: '99 328i 1.03809 mu View My Garage	I'm pretty sure it'll be a Tuesday, around 10:23 a.m. When do you think it's going to be, Eugene? Oh, btw, I met Chris live a couple of days ago...and it turns out his PS reservoir cap was leaking. I honestly think I might have some supernatural powers. Is that crazy talk? So, is anyone coming this time? Even if I'm horrible, there is going to be someone there you think is funny. It is a very interesting evening and if you haven't ever attended comedy in the raw, I highly recommend it. You need to laugh periodically just to preserve your sanity; at least I know I do! You should do it for your health and well being. __________________ This huge woman, like 400 pounds comes up to me and says, "Doug, I would rock your world." I replied, "but I need to breathe." The girl in my sig:http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthr...highlight=dmax Last edited by dmax; 10-20-2012 at 10:17 AM.

10-14-2012, 08:25 PM	#2
Chrisl1 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Nj Posts: 18 My Ride: 330ci View My Garage	Once again, I'm gonna try to make it

10-16-2012, 09:22 PM	#4
Chrisl1 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Nj Posts: 18 My Ride: 330ci View My Garage	Do you know something about my PS that I don't?? hmmmmm

10-20-2012, 07:27 PM	#10
Chrisl1 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Nj Posts: 18 My Ride: 330ci View My Garage	it wasn't leaking before Thursday, what did you do when I wasn't looking?? lol

10-21-2012, 04:37 AM	#12
dmax Stay stock my friends! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Unit I Posts: 21,131 My Ride: '99 328i 1.03809 mu View My Garage	Is 9 okay you think, Eugene? __________________ This huge woman, like 400 pounds comes up to me and says, "Doug, I would rock your world." I replied, "but I need to breathe." The girl in my sig:http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthr...highlight=dmax

10-22-2012, 03:28 PM	#15
dmax Stay stock my friends! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Unit I Posts: 21,131 My Ride: '99 328i 1.03809 mu View My Garage	Please make reservations, folks. I know stuff happens at the last minute and some of you might decide to come or not to come, but if it's possible you'll be there, please call the number in the first post. Doesn't cost anything to call...and you save a couple of bucks. Or you can PM me and I'll pass along your name... __________________ This huge woman, like 400 pounds comes up to me and says, "Doug, I would rock your world." I replied, "but I need to breathe." The girl in my sig:http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthr...highlight=dmax

10-23-2012, 04:27 PM	#16
Beamer Creamer Registered User Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Canada Posts: 270 My Ride: 2005 bmw m3 View My Garage	Yo hoe. Ya im a bimmersexual. I hate seafoam. Would never put into crankcase on anything again especially my m3. I just blew engine in my gmc truck( sure its coincidence.... 15 miles after putin it in.... I dont think so) rather drink alot of whiskey and piss in oil b4 usin seafoam again.

10-23-2012, 09:35 PM	#17
dmax Stay stock my friends! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Unit I Posts: 21,131 My Ride: '99 328i 1.03809 mu View My Garage	Maybe not Thursday, but I want to explore autophilia...again, just coz I'm naturally curious. So is it gummi pflege, wiper blades, beige leather powered heated non-sports seats? __________________ This huge woman, like 400 pounds comes up to me and says, "Doug, I would rock your world." I replied, "but I need to breathe." The girl in my sig:http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthr...highlight=dmax

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