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Old 09-18-2012, 02:15 PM   #21
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Is that solly?
You missed an AMAZING meme thing with that pic. That one above sucks, but there were some SCREAMINGLY funny captions of that pic somewhere (can't remember what thread). Some of them were BRILLIANT, and so very very wrong.
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Old 09-18-2012, 07:38 PM   #24
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I'm not looking for a GF. Haven't been. Wasted last year thinking there was going to be one when it was completely the opposite. I had one sophomore year who was insecure about herself and ended up ****ing others when we were "together".
I think I misread your post, my bad! Totally get that though.
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Even with alcohol flowing, I can't close

Had a girl that went to a school in Chicago, danced all night...went home with friend.

I suck.

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How tall is solly? Or are those chicks amazonian?
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How tall is solly? Or are those chicks amazonian?
he's about 5'-4.5". he's like a pocket lance bass. you'd think he was taller. it's kind of funny. no disrespect solly.
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he's about 5'-4.5". he's like a pocket lance bass. you'd think he was taller. it's kind of funny. no disrespect solly.
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lol you can just ask me. I'm 5'10. Those hookers were at least 5'7 without their 5" heels.
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I can't close anymore, due to being in a relationship. Had about 4 girls literally throw themselves at me since school started 3 weeks ago... I'm not about that life, though.


The best advice I can give you is dance, hook up, and get numbers. You can always try to close that same night if a female is really feeling you, but you have to play it smooth. One night stands are few and far between unless you have some serious game or are extremely attractive.

That being said, you'd be amazed how easy it is to get girls to, at the very least, suck your dick the first day you hang out outside of a club scene/where ever you met them. Closing on the day of meeting someone new is not failing, it just opens up opportunities for you to get them in a setting where you are more comfortable. Believe it or not most girls aren't trying to hook up with the first guy they see at a bar, you have to work for it. Those are the best lays, and these set up possibilities for relationships/friends with benefits.
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he's about 5'-4.5". he's like a pocket lance bass. you'd think he was taller. it's kind of funny. no disrespect solly.
HAHAHAHAhAHA omg thats fvckin hilarious. Poor Solly
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Old 09-19-2012, 09:27 PM   #36
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I can't close anymore, due to being in a relationship. Had about 4 girls literally throw themselves at me since school started 3 weeks ago... I'm not about that life, though.


The best advice I can give you is dance, hook up, and get numbers. You can always try to close that same night if a female is really feeling you, but you have to play it smooth. One night stands are few and far between unless you have some serious game or are extremely attractive.

That being said, you'd be amazed how easy it is to get girls to, at the very least, suck your dick the first day you hang out outside of a club scene/where ever you met them. Closing on the day of meeting someone new is not failing, it just opens up opportunities for you to get them in a setting where you are more comfortable. Believe it or not most girls aren't trying to hook up with the first guy they see at a bar, you have to work for it. Those are the best lays, and these set up possibilities for relationships/friends with benefits.
Thanks for the comments. I was just like you for the past 3 years in college. Each year I've been through multiple relationships, and they've ended one way or the other. I finally figured out that women have no idea what they want in college other than someone to sleep with come the weekend. That's fine, but when they complain because I can't hang out on a Wednesday night because I have a test the next day, it gets annoying.

Anyways, I'm in my final year, and I've always accepted a job at X location. I know I'm going to be living there, and chances of finding a girl here in college that's instantly is okay with living there is highly unlikely. If it does I'd be surprised.

Anyways, I've been talking to a girl for awhile. She has the same mentality as me, and realizes that it rarely is ever going to work out of school. However she has a BF now . Fail.

Either way, I'm not here for the instant go-to for 1 night stands...if it turns out to find a girl that just wants to have fun for the rest of the school year...I'll be more than happy.
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lol you can just ask me. I'm 5'10. Those hookers were at least 5'7 without their 5" heels.
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HAHAHAHAhAHA omg thats fvckin hilarious. Poor Solly
lol I'm not short guys hahahah
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This is exactly right.

I was away this weekend because a friend rented a house upstate. About 17 people and 1 single girl. Closed by saying "lets go outside and look at shooting stars". 4 stars later I was getting my dick sucked in a canoe.
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