Miles's Thread *wes was here *

YES Supernatural season 7 is on netflix

Feels like finger:

http://jalopnik.com/5953529/nissans-...ate-human-skin

Originally Posted by albeee

Feels like finger:

http://jalopnik.com/5953529/nissans-...ate-human-skin

The sex toy industry is about to get revolutionized

Originally Posted by albeee

Feels like finger:

http://jalopnik.com/5953529/nissans-...ate-human-skin

still a nissan.

Originally Posted by GRIFFIN

still a nissan.

Yeah but imagine if it were a Nissan Cube with finger-interior. It will, quite literally, be a rolling fleshlight.

Originally Posted by albeee

Yeah but imagine if it were a Nissan Cube with finger-interior. It will, quite literally, be a rolling fleshlight.

the is funny since dyllos owns a cube and a fleshlight.

HR gave me a cupcake. Hope its not a trick...

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Originally Posted by king kong

HR gave me a cupcake. Hope its not a trick...

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Looks cheap.


Enjoy your last week at work.

Originally Posted by king kong

HR gave me a cupcake. Hope its not a trick...

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Can you taste the roofalin?

Originally Posted by GRIFFIN

it worked out really well.

So she said she'd live with you, cook and clean for you, provide an endless supply of unusual ex acts but that she didn't want to get married (or have kids if so undesired)?

Congrats!

How did the trick come off? Big surprise? People cheering? BJ in lav from jealous audience member?

Originally Posted by king kong

HR gave me a cupcake. Hope its not a trick...

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White 54%
Black or African American 5%
American Indian and Alaska Native 8%
Asian 29%
Other 12%


Feels like a hell of a lot more Asians than that!

Originally Posted by hizhinezz

So she said she'd live with you, cook and clean for you, provide an endless supply of unusual ex acts but that she didn't want to get married (or have kids if so undesired)?

Congrats!

How did the trick come off? Big surprise? People cheering? BJ in lav from jealous audience member?

she lives with me, she cooks all my meals, we share cleaning. I can have sex anytime I want even when mad, I just have to go fast. Have tried all inds of fun things with her and she is always wanting more.

I don;t feel liek typing the whole night. But it went off perfect, she lost her sh1t and started bawling and crawling. the ring knocked her over.

we had sex in the batheroom at the winery, I also got mouth hugs on he way back to the house.

Originally Posted by king kong

HR gave me a cupcake. Hope its not a trick...

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Rev up those resumes!

Originally Posted by GRIFFIN

Looks cheap.


Enjoy your last week at work.

that's what I was thinking

Originally Posted by 323ci newbie

Can you taste the roofalin?

not yet, maybe I got a dud?

Originally Posted by 325inthe510

Rev up those resumes!

I think they were leftovers from something else. I mean, I'm sure they were... right? RIGHT?????????????

Originally Posted by GRIFFIN

she lives with me, she cooks all my meals, we share cleaning. I can have sex anytime I want even when mad, I just have to go fast. Have tried all inds of fun things with her and she is always wanting more.

I don;t feel liek typing the whole night. But it went off perfect, she lost her sh1t and started bawling and crawling. the ring knocked her over.

we had sex in the batheroom at the winery, I also got mouth hugs on he way back to the house.

Wat.

Angry sex is best sex. You can throw cellphones at each other and still get off.

Originally Posted by albeee

Wat.

Angry sex is best sex. You can throw cellphones at each other and still get off.

when she gets mad at me she doesn;t want to look at me. So, I take advantage of that.

Face down, ass up that s the way I like to fvck.

Originally Posted by GRIFFIN

she lives with me, she cooks all my meals, we share cleaning. I can have sex anytime I want even when mad, I just have to go fast. Have tried all inds of fun things with her and she is always wanting more.

I don;t feel liek typing the whole night. But it went off perfect, she lost her sh1t and started bawling and crawling. the ring knocked her over.

we had sex in the batheroom at the winery, I also got mouth hugs on he way back to the house.

Originally Posted by GRIFFIN

when she gets mad at me she doesn;t want to look at me. So, I take advantage of that.

Face down, ass up that s the way I like to fvck.

I take it Ludacris makes good bedroom music?

Originally Posted by albeee

I take it Ludacris makes good bedroom music?