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Old 10-22-2012, 02:39 PM   #9481
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the is funny since dyllos owns a cube and a fleshlight.
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So she said she'd live with you, cook and clean for you, provide an endless supply of unusual ex acts but that she didn't want to get married (or have kids if so undesired)?

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So she said she'd live with you, cook and clean for you, provide an endless supply of unusual ex acts but that she didn't want to get married (or have kids if so undesired)?

Congrats!

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she lives with me, she cooks all my meals, we share cleaning. I can have sex anytime I want even when mad, I just have to go fast. Have tried all inds of fun things with her and she is always wanting more.

I don;t feel liek typing the whole night. But it went off perfect, she lost her sh1t and started bawling and crawling. the ring knocked her over.

we had sex in the batheroom at the winery, I also got mouth hugs on he way back to the house.
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I think they were leftovers from something else. I mean, I'm sure they were... right? RIGHT?????????????
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I don;t feel liek typing the whole night. But it went off perfect, she lost her sh1t and started bawling and crawling. the ring knocked her over.

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Wat.

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Angry sex is best sex. You can throw cellphones at each other and still get off.
when she gets mad at me she doesn;t want to look at me. So, I take advantage of that.

Face down, ass up that s the way I like to fvck.
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I take it Ludacris makes good bedroom music?
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