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Old 10-22-2012, 05:14 PM   #9501
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Hour and a half left at work. Gnhhhh.
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Old 10-22-2012, 05:15 PM   #9502
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Hour and a half left at work. Gnhhhh.
FACE DOWN ASS UP!
[repeated by the rest of the Crew] THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO ****!

[Verse 1: Fresh Kid Ice]
I'm lookin' for a bitch to spend the night
Do the crazy thing while I **** all night
I make her do things like nothing before
And when I'm done, she'll always be sore
From the things I do when I'm ****in'
And when I'm tired, the bitches are suckin'
A double team with a friend of mine
Luke's in front and I'm behind
Just ridin' you like a pony
While you suck my dick, makin' me horny
Then all of a sudden we'll switch positions
Prop your ass up and freak the pushin'And when
I cum, you'll hear me roar
I'll treat any bitch like a whore
'Cause it's the way I like to ****
It's face down and ass up!

[Chorus]

[Verse 2: Brother Marquis]
Face down, ass up, that's the way I like to ****
I like the butt, it's my favorite position
I'm tired of the front, so that's why I'm bitchin'
Flip-flop it, baby, bend your ass over
In a full house spread, let me hold ya
Marquis, a raw dick mother****er
Virgin mouthpieces, the best dick-suckers
Dick-tricks, go round and round
Grip it with your pussy, go up and down
I got her callin' my name out when I'm freakin' out
I bust a nut, and then I'm breakin' out
So when you're naked, down on all fours
You better make sure that you get yours
'Cause a ***** like me will love ya and leave ya
I got mine, hoe! SEE YA!

[Chorus]

[Verse 3: Luke]
OK fellas, I got one right here, aaight? Check this out:
Lemme hear you say,
"Pussy ain't nuttin' but meat on the bone
Suck it or **** it or leave it alone!"

[they all repeat]

Say "Pussy ain't nuttin' but meat on the bone
Suck it or **** it or leave it alone!"

[they all repeat]

OK ladies, I got one for y'all!
Say "Dick ain't nuttin' but meat on the bone
Suck it or **** it or leave it alone!"

[the ladies repeat]

All the ladies lemme hear you say
"Dick ain't nuttin' but meat on the bone
Suck it or **** it or leave it alone!"

[the ladies repeat]
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What's a good place to go to in the dead of winter...
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Australia
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What's a good place to go to in the dead of winter...
hawaii.
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come to tahoe right now ...
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>tfw it's raining.

I love this weather, October-January is the comfiest time of the year

winter is my favorite time of the year
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The green is practically gone already. Good thing Supercuts didn't charge for it. Now to find other ways to dye my hair bright teal...
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Not as weird as the Japanese hamburgers made out of poo.
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Not as weird as the Japanese hamburgers made out of poo.
It's environmentally responsible.
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