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Old 11-10-2012, 09:58 PM   #1
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Need some help guys the gf thinks I jerk off too much. (imessage pic's included)

Ok, me and my gf have been together for over three years. She is 35 and I am 38. We have been having some troubles lately. We started to go to couples therapy. (covered by her insurance) During our last session some how I ended up saying that I jerk off three times a week. Our therapist said that's normal and everything seemed fine. Well after we leave the session I was on my to work and 10 minutes into my drive I get these text. You might think this is funny but these are the actual messages.
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To clarify a few things she found a dick pic in my phone about 8 months ago when she was going through my ****. I'm not sure why I took it. Guess to see if the picture made it gain weight. I'm probably below average size wise. Sure would not be sending it to try to impress anyone. I have been faithful our entire relationship. Which is a first for me.
So is three times a week too much for a guy in a LTR?
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Old 11-10-2012, 10:06 PM   #2
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this is your first post? or is this a throwaway? hmmmm......
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Old 11-10-2012, 10:08 PM   #3
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Cut it off and throw it in the dumpster.........you have a small dick.
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Old 11-10-2012, 10:10 PM   #4
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While I think it's perfectly normal, I also think this can not be explained to women. It also kinda depend on how often you do it with her.
The easiest way out of this would be:
Repeat again that it's not the same thing as having sex. Maybe try the itch analogy - hey if your head is itching you scratch it. Guy has a boner he rubs it.
Then saying that giving her one of those three is a good idea. (If she has a sense of humour you can present her with a boner and demand a HJ )

EDIT: I wouldn't worry about this being first post. Likely a member here just didn't want to post under his real name
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Old 11-10-2012, 10:23 PM   #5
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pics of her for reference please.
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Old 11-10-2012, 10:31 PM   #6
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I can't calculate all this without pics of your gf
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Old 11-10-2012, 10:33 PM   #7
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haaaaaaaa, thanks for the laugh man. 3 times a week? shoot i used to jerk off almost daily even though i had a girlfriend at the time.
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Old 11-10-2012, 10:35 PM   #8
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Old 11-10-2012, 10:56 PM   #9
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Your girl sounds like an idiot, i feel you why you dont want to fk her.
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Old 11-10-2012, 11:00 PM   #10
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This is why you can't always be honest to them, they always see things with a different perspective
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Old 11-10-2012, 11:02 PM   #11
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Go fvck your gf before someone else does. Ghey thread.
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Old 11-10-2012, 11:07 PM   #12
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This gotta be a joke.. Class of Nov 2012 and this is a 1st post?
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Old 11-11-2012, 01:56 AM   #16
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Old 11-11-2012, 02:37 AM   #18
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Based on that exchange, it's a good thing you're in couples therapy. You need it. You guys SUCK at communicating.

Quit texting about subjects like this and talk face to face about them instead.

She's saying that her perception is that you don't desire her/aren't sexually satisfied by her. Now, either thats true, or its not true but she genuinely thinks its true, or she doesn't really think that and she's saying it just to dig at you. No matter which of those 3 it is, you defending your fapping habits doesn't do a damn bit of good. You need to address her perception, not where your hand goes occasionally.

Lastly, if she's right, and you dont desire to have sex with her, or when you do, you can't orgasm, maybe you should exercise a little hand restraint and see what the impact on your sex life with her is. It would only take a few weeks of abstaining to find out if it helps, and if it doesnt, there's nothing stopping you from going right back to thrice weekly.

We're also gonna need pics of the table she's talking about. You can't leave us hangin like that.
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Old 11-11-2012, 02:52 AM   #19
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Fvck. It is this sort of juvenile post makes me hate what has become of this forum.

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