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Old 11-15-2012, 06:17 PM   #41
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I've lived with a girl before for 3 years, you damn fools and I am far from being in HS. Bathroom smelled like crap after her, what else should I guess she did in there?

Anyways, she's back talking to me. I never asked why I didn't hear from here all day.

As for nudes, I'll put them up when I get her.


She didn't talk to you for 12 hours and you freaked out, and now she's "back talking to you"


ROFLMAO


in all honesty after you left, she probably called up a friend to go ****.


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Old 11-15-2012, 06:19 PM   #42
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Anyways, she's back talking to me. I never asked why I didn't hear from here all day.
She was waiting for the smell to subside.
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Old 11-15-2012, 06:24 PM   #43
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What's so hard to understand? lol. I wanted to go down on her and she took a **** and I got turned off. She knew I figured out what she did. You guys must not mind **** covered corn holes haha. This is not a typical first date situation
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Old 11-15-2012, 06:33 PM   #44
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... you wanted to go down on her ...

you assume she took a pooper ..

so you turn down sex and opt for a goodnight kiss on the cheek?

what kind of a man are you!?
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Old 11-15-2012, 06:44 PM   #45
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What's so hard to understand? lol. I wanted to go down on her and she took a **** and I got turned off. She knew I figured out what she did. You guys must not mind **** covered corn holes haha. This is not a typical first date situation
You think she **** on her pvssy? Didn't wipe? Wtf?
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Old 11-15-2012, 06:44 PM   #46
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you should be glad she sh!t in the toilet and not on you,being sh!t on by a woman isn't fun
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Old 11-15-2012, 06:54 PM   #47
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Old 11-15-2012, 07:10 PM   #48
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go get a cam and install i t in the bathroom so this sh i t doesnt happen again
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Old 11-15-2012, 07:27 PM   #49
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nsfw, but surprisingly relevant

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What's so hard to understand? lol. I wanted to go down on her and she took a **** and I got turned off. She knew I figured out what she did. You guys must not mind **** covered corn holes haha. This is not a typical first date situation
Who the fvck goes down on a girl they just met?
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Old 11-15-2012, 08:08 PM   #51
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What's so hard to understand? lol. I wanted to go down on her and she took a **** and I got turned off. She knew I figured out what she did. You guys must not mind **** covered corn holes haha. This is not a typical first date situation
Add some Cottenelle to your bathroom and you won't have to worry about poo ruining your night...

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Did she smurf the bowl?
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She should've waited till she got home to do that. Dump her.
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Old 11-15-2012, 09:14 PM   #54
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i once eat my girlz azz as usual during sex but this time it tasted like rust , later i figured out why but almost nothing can get me out of the mood lol

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