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Old 11-16-2012, 11:27 AM   #81
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I typed in "shit stained toilet" in Google to try to find something gross and funny. This popped up:
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Old 11-16-2012, 01:02 PM   #82
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When I first read the title, I assumed she sh1t on your floor or something.
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Old 11-16-2012, 01:04 PM   #83
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Shit in her purse next time you guys hang out. You need to establish dominance.
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Old 11-16-2012, 01:06 PM   #84
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You spent too much time on the beer. What's wrong with you? Clean house and take care of business. Be a gentleman and if she insists in getting a little rough, do it in a "high performance" kinda' way, lol.
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Old 11-16-2012, 01:22 PM   #85
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that sucks that she has to hide it. biology is biology
I agree. No one likes to think about it but it's a fact of life. My ex used to be so afraid of farting and having me call her out on it. I told her not to worry about it and she should feel comfortable around me no matter what. Then again, she was my GF and not a random I just met.
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Old 11-16-2012, 01:34 PM   #86
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Me and my girlfriend fart together

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Old 11-16-2012, 01:34 PM   #87
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Old 11-16-2012, 02:46 PM   #88
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Old 11-16-2012, 03:30 PM   #89
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You must have left the seat up -that really jacks a girl.
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Old 11-16-2012, 04:07 PM   #91
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Well, at least somebody's getting jacked in this relationship
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Old 11-16-2012, 04:57 PM   #92
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HELLO??? She was "clearing" the way for PITTB.... then you dont put out??!
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Old 11-16-2012, 05:09 PM   #93
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i do this, AND leave the door open when i piss, they love that
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Introduce that bitch to the real Dirty Sanchez............. then tell her her lip smells surprising familiar, punch her in the gut, give her the discount double check, and jerk off on your own face for being gay. Carry On!
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She probably saw your tampons and got turned off!
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His dildo was on the floor in the bathroom and still had **** stains on it.
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