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Old 11-17-2012, 08:06 PM   #41
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Can't bang bitches in the back seat naw mean word
5'8" and 130 lbs. What silly ho would want to be with that besides a fat broad? No bitches for you. They cant even fit through the door.
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Old 11-17-2012, 08:15 PM   #42
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5'8" and 130 lbs. What silly ho would want to be with that besides a fat broad? No bitches for you. They cant even fit through the door.
ok sorry I don't go to the bar with a scale and tape measure like you
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Old 11-17-2012, 08:19 PM   #43
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Old 11-17-2012, 08:20 PM   #44
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ok sorry I don't go to the bar with a scale and tape measure like you
You don't need a tape measure. You yourself probably wears 00 pants so you can already connect with women.
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Old 11-17-2012, 08:29 PM   #45
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You don't need a tape measure. You yourself probably wears 00 pants so you can already connect with women.
I wear size 31 jeans



6% body fat. Achieve that when you're 40 and I give you a 100 grand
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Old 11-17-2012, 08:31 PM   #46
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Why has everyone suddenly decided to personally attack v8_5?
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Old 11-17-2012, 08:37 PM   #47
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Why has everyone suddenly decided to personally attack v8_5?
because they all want to be race car drivers but not naturally built for it like me
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Old 11-17-2012, 08:42 PM   #48
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Old 11-17-2012, 08:42 PM   #49
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Old 11-17-2012, 08:43 PM   #50
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Old 11-18-2012, 04:01 AM   #51
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When somebody lets me over I always give them the middle finger. It's a sign of appreciation. I think it's page 78 section 4 of the MD driving handbook. Such good drivers we are
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Old 11-18-2012, 04:17 AM   #52
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i need to do the parking lights in drive thrus. never even thought about it.
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"Officer, I just got the car at BMW Greensboro and look what they're done to my Beemer!!" he whines.
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Old 11-18-2012, 05:31 AM   #53
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i need to do the parking lights in drive thrus. never even thought about it.
I had a guy in an 80's Ford truck do this for me at In & Out a few weeks ago, I think he saw me moving my mirrors getting ready for him (never the less it lighting up my whole cabin). A rare courtesy I appreciated. I would imagine it's better for your battery too.
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Old 11-18-2012, 08:36 AM   #55
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When I see road hazards ahead I will turn on my hazard blinkers so that the cars behind me know that something is on the road
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Old 11-18-2012, 08:53 AM   #56
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When I see road hazards ahead I will turn on my hazard blinkers so that the cars behind me know that something is on the road
Illegal use of hazards...but continue anyways

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Old 11-18-2012, 09:36 AM   #58
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Old 11-18-2012, 09:54 AM   #59
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Why dont you 2 just flip eachother off on a local highway

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I can't and it is impossible. His z4 isn't fast enough as I zoom by him with the international recognized sign
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